Blue {Ram x Kurt}

Rams POV

A/N No smutty stuff in this chapter. I don't feel like writing a book of smuts ;3 even though you pervs love that.

Bzzzttt!

Bzzzzztttt!

I wake up to the ringing of my phone. "What is it?" I say obviously mad at whoever is bothering me at... "1:00 PM?!" Holy shit...I slept in. I see a few texts from Kurt. "What could he possibly need on a weekend?" I say accidentally aloud

Kurt: Raammmm!

Kurt: Dude, answer me. "Big fun" if you know what I mean ;)

Ram: OOoooO! Where's the big fun?

Kurt: My parents are out. Come over I need help setting up for a giant party. WHOOP WHOOP!

Ram: Ohhh, okay.

"Daaadd! I'm going now! Taking your car!" I don't wait for a answer and leave the house, seconds later I'm getting into the car. I start to drive and I get a text from Kurt.

Kurt: Hurry up! I'm texting basically the whole school!

Ram: Dude, I'm driving there now!

I keep driving until I arrive at Kurt's house. I walk up to the door, open it and go inside. "I'm here!" I yell, "finally!" He says, walking over to me and handing me a ton of beers. "Here, put those over there." he points to a table. I go over to the table and see shot glasses, many bottles of many different types of alcohol. "Kurt! Did you empty your parents liqueur cabinet?" I yell to him. "Sure did!" he says with a smirk. I also see some weed. I put the beer on the table and I hear the doorbell. I see Kurt answer the door and many people start flooding in and out. I walk over to Veronica because she's hot and shit, plus she's been hanging out with the Heathers sooooo. Here's an excuse to get laid by her. She's almost a Heather, except...her name's Veronica.
"Heyyy, 'Ronicaaaa" I say to her. "Why the fuck are you talking to me?" she asks. "You're hot, and I wanna get laid." I coo at her, smirking. But, she facepalms. "Can't you get a hint? I'm not your dead girl walking." she winks and starts walking away. I give up, walking around searching for some other girl so I can continue to try to get laid.

A/N I hope you enjoyed this! I made Ram kinda desperate in this, even though he could've probably gotten laid by a Heather. XD But idrc. I wanted to make puns so I made it Veronica. I could've referenced Blue too. But I'll save that pun for later ;)) sorry for spelling/grammar errors.