Mine
<Someone's on your porch!
>Okay then.
<No! REALLY! OMG you gotta go lock all the windows and doors OMG he's knocking and ringing the doorbell!!!! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO QUICK!!!!
>I can't wait for my pizza 🍕
<Ooh can I come over?! I'm hungry!
>No.
<WHY?
>Because there's a guy on the steps and all my windows and doors are locked.
<Buttface.
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HumorHey guys! This is a funny text book. Some are mine and some aren't. I will note which ones are mine and which ones aren't. If you would like to use one of my jokes you MUST ask me permission. I read the comments, keep on voting, MSG me and make my d...
