The Great Adventure of Wink Wonk

Prologue

     It twas a day for the Meme Team to play, and as usually, Zach was being pretty gay, *sigh*....... and of course there's that one random player on the team when you don't have a full 6 stack. It all started off when the match of Quick Play was about to begin........
   (5..) ~AI Athena voice~
"hEy GuYs, LoOk I'm GeNjiiiiiiii!!!," Zach yodeled.
"Nobody cares Zach," Memey said in a sarcastic tone.
Then, as usual, Memey instalocks D.VA.
    "Uhh Memey is it okay if I play D.VA this round question mark?" Mai asked.
(4..)
"Oh...here." Memey says as she switches to Pharah.
"I hef Tracer, I em lesboob..." joked Vamp1re.
    "Vampireeee go Zurrrrryaaaaaaaa!1!!!11!!11," Zach suggested extremely vigorously.
    (3..)
    "ZACH let Vamp1re play who she wants to play," Memey said.
    "YEAH ZACH," Mai added in the background but no one heard her.
    (2..)
    "Ish FEIN I AM ZARYA sLAVE!" Vamp1re surrendered.
    (1..)
    "GUYS CAN WE LIKE FOCUS ON THE GAME PLEASE??!!" An extremely annoyed, solo-healer Shadow warned. "Let's actually try and win for once."
    (~Capture The Objective~)
The match started, and the team of Genji, Zarya, Pharah, D.VA, Mercy and Soldier (..definitely gonna win amiright?..)  went into action. They had already made the master plan. They went left on in the small room of Temple Of Anubis.
"They have a Reinhardt, Moira, Lucio, Torbjorn, Symmetra, ANNDDDD of course, the most "skillful" of them all, Junkrat....." Sighed Memey.
After a few several tries of failed pushes, the Capture Point Percentage was at 99%..... OVERTIME ~AI Athena voice~. Vamp1re had finally used her Zarya Ult correctly and miraculously got their whole team in the grav.
     "GOGOGOGOGO!" Screamed Vamp1re at Zach very loudly. Then suddenly, you hear...
    'RYUJIN NO KEN WO KUREI'
    'NERF THIS!'
    'I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS'
    'JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE'
    'I WILL WATCH OVER YOU' (my god everyone just ulted tf)
Everyone literally just ulted at the same time and Zach, of course, gets the sextuple in the kill feed display.
    (~Objective Secured~)
    "Wow.... that was literally just the first point." Said Vamp1re in a shocked voice.
    "Yea, that was intense af," Gasped Mai, who seemed to be out of breath (even tho it's just a video game... dafuq?)
    "Yeesh..Are YOU OK MY NIBBA MEMEY???!!11" cautioned Shadow.
    "O yAAA MY NIBBA SHADOW!" quickly replied Memey. (god these two)
And yet another extremely tiring process of capturing the objective, losing the objective, recapturing the objective, etc......  (again...) The Meme Team had finally lost the round, but another loss won't stop them.
    "It's alright, we'll win the next round!" Mai chirped, trying to encourage the famous Meme Team.
It was at this moment..everyone looked down on the bottom left corner of the screen to see a notification pop up...
~AToasterOven started playing OverWatch~