Laursus vs Allysin (5H/You)

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Y/NtheHost added CamzAudience, DJaudience, ManiAudience, Laursus and Allysin

Y/NtheHost: Welcome everybody

Y/NtheHost: I am your host, Y/N, and I am going to host the biggest fight anyone has ever witnessed.

Y/NtheHost: In the left corner is the girl who is as pure as Allysus, as holy as the lord, will kill you with a cross. LAURSUS

Laursus: WTF is a Laursus???

DJaudience: Y/N took you to church and you became holy asf

ManiAudience: Laursus you need to win this

Laursus: HOW???

ManiAudience: Idk become holy again

ManiAudience: Istg if you don't win I will come to you house and fight you

Laursus: Why would you fight me??

CamzAudience: Because we made a bet, If you win, Normani gets $100, if Allysin wins I get $100

Y/NtheHost: In the right corner, we have the girl who can sell your sole, make you feel bad, the devil herself. ALLYSIN

Allysin: I will not fight her, she is my child

CamzAudience: YOU HAVE TO WIN-

DJaudience: Let me handle this chancho

DJaudience: Lauren purposely pushed me down the stairs

Allysin: ...okay

DJaudience: *sighs* she pushed Normani down the stairs

Allysin: HOW DARE YOU!!!

Allysin: YOU WILL FUCKIN REGRET THIS LAUREN

ManiAudience: Guys, I made Lauren drink holy water so she should be pure

Laursus: Watch your language Ally

ManiAudience: Yup, she is pure

DJaudience: The match starts in, 3!!!

Y/NtheHost: Back the fuck up bitch that's my job

Y/NtheHost: The match starts in... 3!!!!

Y/NtheHost: ...2!!!!

Allysin: You're going down Jauregui

Y/NtheHost: ...1!!!!!

Laursus: And you are going to stay in hell. God forgive me.

Y/NtheHost: GOOO!!!!

Allysin: BITC- wait I don't even know what the fuck we are doing. Are we fight with fists or words

Y/NtheHost: Words

Y/NtheHost: I can't let another person die

Y/NtheHost: ...Not again

Laursus: Lord please forgive, I will sin but it has a purpose. Amen.

Allysin: GIVE ME THE BEST YOU GOT WITH YOUR DRAWN EYEBROW LOOKIN ASS

Laursus: I may draw my eyebrows, but you have to draw in a coloring book, you damn child

Allysin: THAT WAS TERRIBLE.. YOU NEED TO STEP UP YOUR GAME YOU JESUS WANNABE

Laursus: I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU

Allysin: NOTHIN IS STOPPIN YA

Laursus: You're acting really immature, at least I can actually smoke things and get high, you smoke things and get medium because you ain't tall enough to get high

Allysin: WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT ONE FROM??? GOOGLE???

Allysin: YOU SHOULD USE GOOGLE TO SEARCH UP HOW TO GET SOLOS IN SONGS

Allysin: Because you ain't very good at that

Camz: Wellll Damn she is stealing fucking wigs

Laursus: OH please, this troll needs to be taught a lesson

Allysin: DONT CALL ME A TROLL

Laursus: You're right, that would offend the trolls

ManiAudience: Ally might be stealing wigs but Lauren is spitting fire

Allysin: At least I don't fix other people's mistakes because I can't fix my own

Laursus: At least I can reach the top shelf, no wait actually, at least I can reach someone's hand

Laursus: At least I can reach the top shelf, no wait actually, at least I can reach someone's hand

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DJaudience: I look cute asf

DJaudience: Like DAMNNNN

Allysin: I CAN BURN YOU IN LAVA BITCH!!

Laursus: I COULD USE THE CROSS TO BURN YOU, FOR BEING SINFUL!!

Y/NtheHost: That's all for today folks, I will see you next time on this show, Take Care

ManiAudience: WHO WON!!??!

CamzAudience: ^ EXACTLY!!??!

Y/NtheHost: Dinah won

DJaudience: Only because I slay

CamzAudience: OH NO YOU DONT BITCH I JUST LOST $100

ManiAudience: I WILL BEAT YOU UP DJ I ALSO JUST LOST $100

Y/NtheHost: UNTIL NEXT TIME, GOODBYE!!!

Y/NtheHost has left

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