medicine [it cast]

CHARACTER Q+A

here i will answer [most] of your questions as if i am the character. let's go.
[DISCLAIMER-- im answering as the characters in this, NOT THE ACTUAL PERSON. THE CHARACTER THAT HAS THE SAME NAME AS THE PERSON]

FINN WOLFHARD

q: i have a crush on you
a: jack is ready to punch a bitch

q: who do you love more, gary or jack?
a: don't make me choose between my husband and child

q: hi finn ily
a: jack won't let me say ily back im sorry

q: on a scale from one to rainbow how gay r u for jack?
a: a solid elton john

q: no homo right??
a: actually very homo

q: is thou gay
a: so very

q: do you love jack more than you love me
a: i'm obliged to say yes

q: ily pls be my husband but if not adopt me
a: please learn grammar and punctuation, and then i'll consider marriage

q: kidnap and adopt me thanks
a: i'm pretty sure i can only do one or the other

q: you and jack better get married and you better not hurt him or else but besides that...how's life?
a: a) i will marry jack b) i will not hurt jack and c) pretty grand

q: can you adopt me
a: why don't people notice gary is more than enough

q: do you love me?
a: i'm obliged to say no (dang boyfriends n stuff)

q: can you set me up with one of your friends?
a: i'll talk to jeremy

q: hi marry me
a: jack said he would crash the wedding

q: i hope you and jack stay together forever, plus you best take care of him or you'll catch this fade on sight
a: idk how to play baseball

q: are you excited to start filming it?
a: very!! i love everyone that i'm working with and i'm excited to be richie tozier

q: what's your favorite meme?
a: the one where it has eyes and it says "heroine" and "cocaine" and then it shows josh from drake and josh's eyes and it says "megan"

q: you got a girlfriend?
a: jack sure looks like a girl to me  !!

q: can we be friends?
a: of course!!

JACK GRAZER

q: why did you actually name that poor puppy gary? why jack?
a: it was all finn's fault!! blame him!

q: how can you be so cute?
a: finn says "genetics" and then proceeds to tell me my mom is cute

q: fack or jyatt
a: fack obviously!!! i love my bubba

q: do you like finn grazer or jack wolfhard more?
a: omg jack wolfhard sounds so dope i want that

q: so...um...*clears throat*...what is it like to be a smol bean
a: hey i remember my emo phase

q: cut for fack reference?!
a: ouchie

q: why don't you and finn get married like now?
a: we're fifteen