Dark Kiss

chapter 5

Chapter 5

I wake up to a loud banging noise out side my door. With a high pitched annoying voice saying ''YO BITCH GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME WHORE!!!!" says the chick on helium.  I stretch and rub my eyes. Swinging my feet out of my bed getting up and shuffling to the door. Moving the stuff I put there the other day and once moved I unlock and swing the door open to come face to face with a blonde headed clown stripper.. if that's even logical.

''WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, STEELING MY MAN?!" say the  bimbo.

''What? Who?" I say confused scratching the back of my head.

''YOU KNOW WHO YOU WHORE!" she screamed at me in her high pitched voice ,flailing her arms around.

'' What is up with you and the name calling? its..(checks phone).. 4:37 in the morning... I cant deal with this shit  this early in the morning.'' I mumble shuffling to the kitchen.

'' EXCUSE ME!? I WAS TALKING TO YOU UGLY SLUT!?" she yelled.

I turn on my heels and said with a eyebrow rose '' I hope you do realize ugly starts with 'u'' turning back around and continue walking to the kitchen.

Behind me I can hear the click of the helium addicts shoes. How the hell did she get in my house?

Walking through the living room I see Alexander spread out on my couch in just some gym pants. Still asleep, I  might have to do something about that later >:). nothing "dirty" I assure you.

Shuffling to the kitchen I hear a noise coming from the kitchen. I tip-toe to the edge of the door frame  just slightly peaking in and guess what I see?

I see a clown digging through my food. eating MY STUFF.

''DA FUCK!? Um excuse me ,but ah does this look like the food Bank to you?" I exclaim putting my hands on my hips.

The worst answer she could have said was ''I was hungry''

''You were hungry....hungry... and uh who told you that you could dig through my food that I BOUGHT?"  I say getting more irritated.

''Um, I did, DUH'' she said as she flipped her hair, and going back to dig through my fridge

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''GET YOUR CLOWN ASS OUT OF MY HOUSE, RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW!" I yell pointing to the door.

''What the hell? Why are you kicking me out? I have done nothing wrong you crazy bitch!''  she said stopping her foot like a 5 year old. No wait 5 year olds are more mature then her, I mean 3.

''Nothing wrong that is such shit. 1. you woke me up at 4 in the fucking morning. 2. you call me horrid names, 3. YOU EAT MY FUCKIN' FOOD!, and then 4. you have the nerve to walk into my house with no permission? no I think not. get your ass out of here." I yell at her.

''oh yeah and what will you do about it huh?" is that a fucking challenge? you are choiceing the wrong opponent. I sniff the air a bit. she's a human alright.

I walk closer to her  going around the counter.  She stands her ground, (aw how brave, dumb but brave). I walk up to her getting in her face.

I sneer at her as I say ''  I will break every bone in your body."

"oh yeah? well I don't believe you" she says with a smirk.

" well I guess I'm going to have to make you believe, huh clown face?" I state. as I swiftly grab her leg and break it like a tooth pick. she screams and and a few curses fly out her mouth.

" believe me now?" I ask as she stumbles out the kitchen.

where the hell does she think she is going? I march off after her. I walk into the living room and guess what I see?