Only his (VKOOK AU) +18

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Tae: Stretched
Kook: HornyFetus 
Yoongi: Whatisprep
Jimin: Stretchedbuddy
Jin: Whatishunger
Namjoon: Whatissleep
Hoseok: Whatisgay
Kyra: Whatarestraightfriends

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Whatisgay: So can me and the hetero eat the last pancakes?

Whatishunger: The heck with the new names and no, Jimin is still asleep and needs to eat. 

Whatisgay: Oh

Whatarestraightfriends: Oh Well- I'll go buy him muffins it's fine~~ and the names were getting boring so NAME CHANGED. 

Whatisprep: You fuckers better get food for him before he wakes up or I'll murder you.

Whatarestraightfriends: Annnnnd the sun is out of the room.

Whatissleep: Damn that's one way to get exercise.

Whatarestraightfriends: Wait brb the sink is on fire.

Whatishunger: WHAT?! I LET YOU GUYS HAVE A DAY OFF FOR ONE DAY AND THIS HAPPENS?

Whatissleep: Babe calm down and get back to work I'm sure it'll all be fine.

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"Hyung what's the matter?" Taehyung looked at his boss and friend, Seokjin, in worry as he continuously hits his head on the counter. As it was a Sunday the cafe wasn't too busy so Seokjin decided to let Hoseok and Kyra have a day off because they'd be working hard previously. Of course Tae worked hard but Seokjin needed a bit of help of and Tae was more than happy enough to apply.

"We might need to find a new house soon... Kyra might have burnt it down." Jin explains letting out a dramatic sigh. He soon recovers though because, hey, this cafe is decently popular so they have to work still. 

Taehyung then went to take the order  of the group of girls who just came in. "Hi do you guys know what you want to eat yet?" Tae said politely to the group of 4. 

"Yep!" A blonde girl with a fringe started off. "Can we have 2 caramel macchiatos, one espresso and a chocolate frappe please? Oh and along with your number."She finished off with a wink. Taehyung blushed and looked around for Jin but noticed he was busy making drinks so it was all up for him. 

"I-I'm really sorry but girls aren't my type..." He says nervously showing his blushing face. They all gasp in shock wide-eyed and one of the girls clasp her hands over Tae's. 

"Do you have a boyfriend?!" Taehyung stumbled backwards as she leaned more over him standing up now but, surely, he nodded.  She jumped in joy. "Where is he?!" 

"H-He's a-at-"

"I'm right here." A deep voice that easily put Tae to ease appeared behind them, tugging the smaller male towards him. The girls shrieked in joy, the brunette finally let of of Tae's hand and went back to her table. 

"W-What are you doing here Jungkook?" Tae looks forward still as the younger had his face in the crook of the others neck.

"I decided that both of us finish work early today." Breathing in the older's scent. Jungkook's logic made hardly any sense but even Jin couldn't stop him from taking Tae. Tae on the other hand was a bit mad he had to leave so early, it was 12 and his shift was supposed to end at 6, this was just too much for him. 

"Oh my god go go go. This is like a manga! Jennie where do I buy this?!" A girl dramatically collapses on her friends lap, the friend might I add who was holding Tae's hands.

"Yah, next time if you ever see him again I touch you..." He sends a death glare at the girls. "I won't be so kind to those who touch what is mine."

And it was now between all the girls fangirling, Tae noticed the bulge poking at his soft ass.

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Oh my god what am I doing with my life. Please dont be a ghost reader and comment and vote!