Keith: Pidge what are you reading?
Pidge: A 30 day ship book.
Keith: Oh okay. *looks at their computer*
Doing something stupid, doing something sweet, doing something ho- PIDGE. YOU ARE A CHILD.
Pidge: I AM 15 FUCKING YEARS OLD!
Keith: DEAR LORD, THE CHILDREN!!!!!
Pidge: *continues reading*
Keith: *freaks out over his "child"*
YOU ARE READING
Keith and Pidge's Wattpad Adventures!
FanficPidge: No cover? Keith: Yeah. Pidge:.... I wanna die. Keith: Stop it, your only like 5.
