Arden's Note To The Reader

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This death journal is the intellectual property of Arden Alexa Ambrosia and should not be read if this isn't your name on the cover. Unless otherwise noted, the material written in this notebook is not to be shared with anyone, especially the author's mother. In the case of Arden's actual death, this journal is to be read aloud at her funeral as her own eulogy.

Warning: All rights reserved. If reproduced in any way, the author is obliged to inform the reader that she has the resources to set a pack of wild dogs upon said reader. If found somewhere other than the author's hands, please return to the owner, who's official name is Arden Alexa Clifton because her mother has an extreme feminist's soul and insisted that her daughter would not take her father's last name, even though it suits her much more.

Signed,

Arden.

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