The rock show

Problems

Jack lit up a cig, as did Pat. He had an angry face on.
"Are you okay?" She asked him, putting her arm around his neck.
"Yeah, just needed a cigarette after seeing that prick."
"I know your not gay, but I think it's just some of the things you say." Pat giggled.
Jack cracked a smile, "I guess so."
Pat walked him over to the van, opened it "he acts exactly like my sister." She said closing the door behind them.
She sat him in the back, both of them smoking still. "But I really don't see why he has to do it every single time." Jack said.
"He's a bit of a prick." She laughed sitting in between his legs, she unbuckled his pants, while holding her cig in her mouth.
"That's true." He said Laying back puffing away. "I didn't know you had a sister"
"I have three." She laughed finishing her dart and focused on him "just don't worry about your brother and relax." She said pulling his underwear down, then going to work. "Besides, if you were gay I don't think you'd be hard right now."
                "Also true." He said smiling exhaling smoke.
           He made little grunts as she did every little thing he liked. Putting him all the way to the back of her throat, tickling her uvula. Taking time to breath while jerking him off. Making his little 'o-face' he leaned back, while trying to finish his cigarette before he finished.
Meanwhile, inside the house
"And that is why I am not allowed to be within 50 feet of any Quiznos in the state of Florida." Wally said as he leaned forward, "you guys got any stories from your childhood?"
"Not any like that, but, there is this one about Jack." Angel said.
"Are you gonna tell the story of icicle dick?" Bobby shouted from the kitchen.
"Damn right I am, get in here!" Angel shouted back.
Bobby ran back into the living room and sat right next to Wally "you're a little weirdo, you're gonna love this story!" Which excited Wally of course.
"This story takes place about 8 years ago, little Jack was just starting to become a man, his voice was dropping as were other things, he was always ready if you catch my drift. Anyways, one day in the middle of January, we were all playing hockey at the pond, minus whatever, there were these girls there that would get Jack ready to Jack every-time he seen them. He scored on Bobby who was being in net and being the little bastard he is, started to gloat in front of the girls and Bobby being an asshole, pantsed Jack in front of them. It was bad that his barely formed manhood was in front of them, it was worse seeing that it was up and ready. Jack freaked out and skated right into one of the boards, when he went to pull his pants back up, his dick was stuck to the board!" Angel laughed.

"I remember that, you bastards just sat there and laughed, me and your mother had to help him get it off!" Sofi said.
"If he wasn't circumcised to begin with that day, he sure was by the end of the night!" Bobby laughed as did Cam and Wally.
"It didn't even bother you that you might've scarred him?" Holly asked Bobby.
"Hasn't stopped him from banging every gay guy." Bobby said.
"He sure is gay Bobby, this fairy got a hard on when I sat on him."
"Exactly." Bobby turned to see who said it which turned out to be Pat. "Back so soon?" He said raising his eyebrow.
"I think it was my fault, gave him my world class blowies." Pat said holding on Jack.
"And my junk has gotten a lot bigger since you caught a glimpse all those years ago, and those girls that I somewhat embarrassed myself in front of? I was banging them since then, I guess I owe you one for that." Jack laughed. "Just had to say that." He smiled.
Wally clapped. Cam stopped Wally, "I think this is our time to get back our little axl rose from wherever he is, don't you think guys?" Cam asked the rest of the band.