Pervert Moves

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Me: Good Morning guys

Chanyeol: Are you ready?

Me: For what?

Chanyeol: Oh so you forgot....that's more exciting.

Me: Crazy Pervert Playboy!!

Chanyeol: tskkk

Baekhyun: Noona can you cook our breakfast.

Me: Noona?

Baekhyun: I will call you noona from now on heheh.

(while cooking I remember the things that chanyeol said to me......the one that makes my heart boom like a nuclear noooo.....help)

Me: What the helll nooooo....

Kai: Why?

Me: Nothing 

(then I stare at chanyeol)

Me: I'm gonna die

(then suddenly I walked out without turning off the gas stove...I'm super duper weird)

D.O: What happen to her?

Xiumin: Maybe she has the period.

D.O: What period?

Xiumin: They call it menstruation.

D.O: haysstttt

Xiumin: Why? I'm just saying my opinion.

Chanyeol: She remember hahah

Baekhyun: Remember what?

Kai: Chanyeol did you do something to her?

Chanyeol: Maybe

(then he also walked out)

Chanyeol: Hey! PARK NAM SUK CLEAN MY ROOM!!

Me: Yes Mr.Playboy I mean...Mr. Chanyeol.

(while cleaning his room)

Chanyeol: Do your job properly.

Me: Yes sir

Chanyeol: After this wash the dishes....and the stove you forgot to turn it off.

Me: Sorry sir

Chanyeol: It's odd you're more respectful now

Me: Do you want me to talk freely to you sir?

Chanyeol: Maybe hahah

Me: YES!!! I'am so freaking exhausted right now trying to be good to you.

(then chanyeol smiled) First time wooo

Me: I have a question.

Chanyeol: What is it?

Me: I'am so curious HOW POPULAR ARE YOU? (confusing face)

Chanyeol: hahahah

Me: Tell me the reason ...and what are you doing seriously why my co-workers are really in to you. Who are you?

(then chanyeol walked forward)

(he whispered something to my ear)

Chanyeol: Who do you think am I*sexy voice*

Me: Obviously a Pervert Master hahhaha

Chanyeol: So you're happy saying that WELL YOU WILL REGRET SAYING THAT MS.PARK NAM SUK

Me: Why?

Chanyeol: I won't say a word

Me: Hey why!!

Chanyeol: Get out!!!..I'm gonna sleep now

Me: I will not go unless you will tell me what is the reason.

Chanyeol: Oh so you want to sleep beside me

Me: Yuck.

Chanyeol: Then get out GET OUT!!!

(then he pushed me away)

Me: haysstttt

(He opened the door)

Chanyeol: Hey don't try to question the other members ....I'M WARNING YOU

Me: Waitt..Are you a DRUG LORD

Chanyeol: What the hell are you talking about....How can your co-workers be my fans if I'm a drug lord....Knock your head will you

Me: Ohh sorry

(then he walked back to his room)






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