Cryle - New Boyfriends

The Other Side

Kyle POV

We reach Craig's place and he unlocks his door with the housekey. We walk in and are immediately greeted by Mr. Tucker. "Sweetie how was school, is the break up going okay? Are the kids being mean to you?", he asks.

"Stop talking to me like I'm a fucking princess", Craig flips him off and starts walking up the stairs.

"CRAIG, DONT YOU WANT SOME MONEY?!", We hear his voice.

"NO!", Craig yells back. We walk into his room and he shuts the door behind him. "Sorry bout him, he's wierd", Craig apologizes.

"It's fine, my parents are the same way", I reply. "So whatcha wanna do?", I ask.

"You can do whatever you want, I'll be right back. I gotta go talk to my sister real quick", Craig says before leaving the room.

I look around and after a while, spot a picture of Tweek on the wall... With knifes sticking to it... That break up must have been harsh. Poor Craig...

I sit down on the bed and feel something crawl on me. I quickly jump up and look around. I hear a squeak noise and turn my head to see a guinea pig. I let out a sigh of relief and sit back down. The guinea pig crawls onto my leg and I gently pet it.

I hear the door open and see Craig walk in. He sits down next to me and looks at the guinea pig. "That's Stripe, Tweek and I bought him together. He decided he wanted to keep him, but I stole him back", Craig explains.

"Heh, ya. So what up with the umm..", I motion to the Tweek picture with the knifes.

"Oh that, I was pissed off at him. Obviously I can't stab the bitch in real life", he explains. "Can't stop me from thinking about it though."

I laugh a bit. "Well the hamster is cute."

"Guinea pig", he corrects.

"Right", I respond.

"So Broflovski, we never really hang out. You like alcohol? I got some bottles under my bed", he asks while leaning down to get them.

"I've never drank before", I reply.

"Well, there's a first time for everything", Craig finally picks them up and sets down the box. He hands me a bottle and I sigh, taking the top off and taking a chug.

He grabs a half empty can of beer from his desk and takes a sip of it.

"Tell me about yourself Broflovski", Craig says simply.

"What do you wanna know?", I ask.

"I dunno. What's it like to be Stan's fucking dog and follow him around everywhere?", he laughs a bit.

"That's not funny! I don't follow him everywhere!", I argue. Craig just shrugs.

"You guys remind me of Clyde and I. Stan is me and you are Clyde", he says.

"I'd rather be Tweek sense he got to kiss you", I reply. Shit... That's the alcohol talking.

Craig's eyes widen but he soon just let's out a laugh. "That's funny Kyle", he replies.

The fuck did he just call me?

  He notices the confused look on my face and we both take a moment to rethink the conversation we just had.

"Anyway", Craig breaks the uncomfortable silence. "Wanna watch a movie."

"Oh ya, sure", I agree.

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"Worst fucking film ever", I laugh.

"How dare they even call that a movie?", Craig joins in.

I hear my ringtone and Craig motions for me to answer it. "Hello?", I answer without even looking who was calling.

"Hey Kyle", Kenny's voice fills my ears. "Hey everything is cool between us right?", he asks.

"Uh, ya. It's all good", I lie. I don't know wether to hate him or cry over him.

"Cool, can you come over and help me unload some shit? Kevin is being a lazy ass and Stan can't help because well... Something happened and I don't wanna talk to him right now", Kenny sighs. Oh but he feels like he can talk to me right now? After we broke up less then eight hours ago.

"I'm kinda busy right now Ken", I notice Craig jump when I said Kenny's name.

"With what? We didn't have any homework and there aren't any tests this week", he questions.

That's when I remembered... Kenny, Stan, Cartman... They all hate Craig. They fucking despise him.

"Right, I'm just helping Ike with... Stuff", I lie. Craig gives me a strange look but I just ignore it.

"Ky listen, I don't want things to be awkward between us. Can't we just pretend we never dated?", Kenny suggests. How the hell could he say that.

"Sure, bye", I say a bit more mad then I wanted to. I hang up and put my phone back in my jacket pocket.

"Why did Kenny call you? What did he say?", Craig asks. "He has a lot of nerve talking to you right now."

"He needed help with something, I said no. He wants to pretend we never dated, then I hung up", I explain in a somewhat quiet voice.

"Kyle, forget about that perv. Kenny, Stan, Cartman, your friends suck. If you want, you can start hanging out with Clyde, Token, and I. They clearly wouldn't mind", Craig gives a small wink.

"I can't just ditch my friends. But on the other hand, Cartman pisses me off, Kenny broke up with me, and Stan... Well I'd miss him", I think out loud. "But I guess change is a good thing, so sure", I agree.

Craig grins. "Good to have ya with us Kyle."