Bebe Rexha's Pool Party At Her House

Bebe Rexha's House & My Slumber Party At My House

Me: Plays outside. I have a lot on my mind.
Bebe Rexha: Texts me. "Hey Bebe Rexha! Do you want to sleep over my house? I want to show you something."
Me: Checks my phone. Thinks about the dream I had. "In my dream, I went to someone's house. When I arrived at the house. I saw The Loud House on TV. After that I went to the basement. Oh my gosh! Looks around. Ooh. Friends is on TV. Wait! Isn't this suppose to be for Bebe Rexha!
Bebe Rexha: You're Bebe Rexha!
Me: Is this a punishment? What I did I ever do to you?
Nazly Gonzalez: You slept with my brother.
Me: No. I didn't."
Back to reality
Me: That's a mess up dream.
Bebe Rexha: Sees me. I think you should come with me.
Me: Follows her to her new house.
Bebe Rexha: Welcome to my new house. You're going to be sleeping in the basement.
Me: Oh no. I can't believe you made my dream come true. Now everyone will think I'm the real Bebe Rexha! Which I'm not.
Bebe Rexha: Sit on the bed.
Me: Sits on the bed.
Bebe Rexha: Gets on top of me. I'm going to turn you into me.
Me: How are you going to do that?
Bebe Rexha: You'll see.
Me: Sighs! This is a nightmare.
The Next Morning
Me: Leaves without anyone seeing me.
Bebe Rexha's Brother: Hey. Bebe doesn't want you to leave.
Me: Ignores him. Continues walking away.
45 minutes later
Me: Sees a puppy. Pats the puppy. You're so cute.
The Puppy: Follows me.
Me: Keeps walking. Sits on the slide.
The Puppy: Sits next to me.
Me: Lies down.
Nazly Gonzalez: Carries me to her house.
Me: Put me down.
The Puppy: Wolf. Wolf.
Me: Even the puppy's telling you to put me down.
Nazly Gonzalez: Sorry. I can't do that. Bebe told me to bring you back to her house.
Me: Falls asleep.
Back At Bebe Rexha's House
Bebe Rexha: There's my baby. I need you to go back downstairs. Now Ariyana?
Me: Alright! Come on, Ben.
Bebe Rexha: No. Ben stays up here. You need to be by yourself.
Me: That's not fair. Ugh!
Bebe Rexha: Slaps me really hard. Go Ariyana!
Me: Fine. Goes downstairs. While I'm lying on the bed I hear someone calling my name.
Bebe Rexha: Since you left my house I'm going to tell mine and Suleyka's brother to do it to you.
Me: No. I won't let you touch me.
Nazly Gonzalez: She's in charge.
Me: How could you?
Bebe Rexha: Watch TV. Look The Loud House is on.
Me: Watches TV.
Nazly Gonzalez's Brother: Starts doing it to me.
Me: Cries.
Three weeks later
Me: I have big plans this week. Maybe I'll stay at Bebe Rexha's house this week.
3 hours later
Me: Goes outside. While I'm riding my scooter Bebe Rexha messages me on Twitter.
Bebe Rexha: Hey Bebe Rexha! Wanna hang out today? I'm not busy. I have to tell you something. I already told my other fans. You're my only fan I haven't told this too.
Me: Hi! Sure. I'm not busy either. What do you want to tell me?
Bebe Rexha: I'll tell you when I see you. I don't want you to get upset.
Me: I can handle it.
Bebe Rexha: Alright! If you're sure. I'm going to quit being a singer. Since you're not a singer. I feel sorry. I know how much I mean to you. So I'll start making YouTube videos with you.
Me: Bebe is that the only reason why you're not being a singer anymore?
Bebe Rexha: No. I also want to be your girlfriend.
Me: I thought we were already dating?
Bebe Rexha: Yeah we are. But someone wants to be more than friends.
Me: Someone? It can't be Suleyka Gonzalez. Because we're not friends.
Bebe Rexha: She's the one who wants to be more than friends.
Me: I'm sorry. We can't be more than friends. She's not even my friend.
Later that day
Me: Continues riding my scooter.
Nazly Gonzalez: Stares at me.
Me: Ugh! Why can't she mind her own business. Puts music on. Ooh. I love this song.
Nazly Gonzalez: Continues staring at me.
Me: Says to myself. Bebe Ariyana Rexha just ignore her. She's not worth it.
Bebe Rexha: Comes to my house with the cast of Glitch!
Me: Sees Kate Willis aka Emma Booth. Hi guys.
Emma Booth (Kate Booth): Hey. Can we talk?
Me: Uh, sure! Let's sit on my steps. So we could talk. Rides my scooter to my house. We all sit on the steps.
Emma Booth (Kate Willis): So we were wondering if you would like to come with us somewhere?
Me: Um...? I dunno!
Bebe Rexha: I'm going to ask if you could join us.
Me: Okay.
45 minutes later
Bebe Rexha: Let's go.
Emma Booth (Kate Willis): Is she allowed to come?
Bebe Rexha: Yes.
Nazly Gonzalez: Walks up to me. Hey. Could I come too?
Me: Rolls my eyes.
Bebe Rexha: That means no. She only feels comfortable with me.
Emma Booth (Kate Willis): And us.
Me: They're right.
Bebe Rexha: Ariyana did you put your scooter in my car?
Me: Yes. Where are we going?
Bebe Rexha: Whispers to me. "Our first stop is New York. After that we're going to Los Angeles. So you could see Demi Lovato."
Me: Smiles.
Bebe Rexha: I know how she gets around people.
Me: Falls asleep while listening to Bebe Rexha's songs.
In my dream
Me: Attends a Bebe Rexha concert. Wow. This is fantastic. Why can't I do that?
Bebe Rexha: Sees me. Hey. Are you a Rexhar?
Me: Yes.
Bebe Rexha: Follow me. I want to show you something.
Me: Follows her.
Somewhere
Bebe Rexha: Gets really close to me.
Me: What's happening?
Bebe Rexha: Sh! Don't talk.
Me: Stays quite.
Bebe Rexha: Kisses me while chewing gum.
Me: Shivers.
Bebe Rexha: Gets lower.
Me: Starts crying.
Bebe Rexha: I know you like this. Keeps doing what she's doing.
Me: Ah! Wakes up.
Hannah Monson (Kirstie): Hey. Wanna be friends?
Me: Sure. Why not?
Nazly Gonzalez: Texts me.
Me: Sighs!
Three weeks later
Me: Plays outside. James Hayes, Kirstie, Elishia McKellar, Kate Willis I thought you guys left?
Emma Booth (Kate Willis): We wanted to keep hanging out.
Me: Daydreams. Drama follows me everywhere. Well mostly everywhere.
Bebe Rexha: Ariyana may I please talk to you, alone?
Me: Sure.
Bebe Rexha: Takes me somewhere private.
Me: What's up?
Bebe Rexha: Why are you texting her?
Me: Texting who?
Nazly Gonzalez: Sends me another message.
Me: Oh. I don't know.
Bebe Rexha: Give me your phone.
Me: Without saying a word. I give Bebe my phone.
Bebe Rexha: Before you ride your scooter I wanna...!
Me: No. I know what you're going to do.
Bebe Rexha: Gets really close to me.
Me: What's happening?
Bebe Rexha: Sh! Don't talk.
Me: Stays really quite.
Bebe Rexha: Kisses me while chewing gum.
Me: Shivers.
Bebe Rexha: Gets lower.
Me: What are you doing?
Bebe Rexha: I'm having I mean using you.
Me: Why are you using me?
Bebe Rexha: Just shut up.
Me: Cries. This isn't the Bebe I fell in love with. The real Bebe Rexha wouldn't do this to me. So whoever you are needs to stop. I miss the real Bebe Rexha!
Bebe Rexha: I am the real Bebe Rexha! Lay down.
Me: Doesn't do what she says.
Bebe Rexha: Gets on top of me.
Me: Stares into space.
The next morning
Me: Wakes up. What's going on? How do I look like Bebe Rexha?
Bebe Rexha: I did something to make you look at me. You like me when I was 23.
Me: Are we still dating?
Bebe Rexha: Wraps her arms around me. Yes.
Me: Are you going to use me again?
Bebe Rexha: Yes I am. I'm going to do it everyday. Why do you ask?
Me: It's just...
Bebe Rexha: It's just what?
Me: It's just because Suleyka always wants me near her. She only keeps me to herself when I'm with you. Other than that she leaves me alone. Although she lets me play with the girls which is weird.
Bebe Rexha: How is it weird?
Me: Before y'all met we weren't friends. I still wanted to be their friend. She told me the only way I let you guys play together is if Bebe Rexha's going to be in your life.
Me: I told her Bebe will always be in my life. Everyone who's famous is my friend. Since I'm staying at your house. I thought to myself what's the best thing I could get from Mama Bebe? A family. I ask Kate if she wants to stay at your house she said yes.
Bebe Rexha: Aw baby. You're always gonna stay here. Suleyka's staying here too. The girls...!
The Next Morning
At Suleyka Gonzalez's House
Me: Plays outside.
Nazly Gonzalez: Divianys, Cathlina do y'all want to play with her? Points to me.
Me: Ignores them.
Divianys: Yes. Is she allowed to come inside our house?
Nazly Gonzalez: Yes. Someone should make a distraction!
Bebe Rexha: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Me: Me? Everyone put your feet in. Red ball. Blue ball. Yellow ball. Out.
35 minutes later
Me: Bebe's it. Everyone hide.
Bebe Rexha: Counts.
Me: Hides behind something.
3 hours later
Bebe Rexha: Ariyana where are you?
Some Girl: I saw Suleyka take her to her house.
Me: Let me go.
Nazly Gonzalez: Gets on top of me. You're not leaving my house.
Divianys: Let's play.
Me: I don't want to play.
Nazly Gonzalez: Play with them.
Me: No. Bebe Rexha where are you?!
Nazly Gonzalez: Shut up. Girls go downstairs.
The Girls: Goes downstairs.
Me: Stop. Get away from me. You're crazy.
Nazly Gonzalez: Sh! Gets something to beat me up with.
Me: Ah!
Nazly Gonzalez: Keeps doing it.
Me: Doesn't move.
The Next Morning
Me: Checks myself in the mirror before going downstairs.
Nazly Gonzalez: Hey there. How are you feeling?
Me: Ignores her.
Bebe Rexha: Texts me.
Me: Checks my phone.
Nazly Gonzalez: Stands behind me.
Me: Walks outside.
Nazly Gonzalez: Pulls me close to her. You're never leaving my house.
Me: You can't keep me here. I need to be with her.
Nazly Gonzalez: I don't want you seeing her. I'm giving you a chance to say good bye to her.
Me: Stays quite.
Nazly Gonzalez: Bebe Rexha, Ariyana has something she wants to tell you.
Bebe Rexha: Looks at me.
Me: I'm really sorry. Starting today Nazly's going to take care of me. Good bye. We can't see each other anymore.
Bebe Rexha: Hugs me. "I promise. We'll get to see each other everyday. I only want yo spend time w...!"
Nazly Gonzalez: Bebe I suggest you leave. Now?
Me: No. Don't leave me.
Bebe Rexha: Leaves without me.
Me: How could you? Goes to the basement.
Nazly Gonzalez: Locks the basement door.
Cathlina: Mommy, you know she could still leave.
Nazly Gonzalez: Ariyana get up here.
Me: Goes upstairs.
7 days later
Me: Sits on the porch.
Nazly Gonzalez: I'm really sorry. I know you miss her.
Me: She's my best friend. You don't have the right to tell my f...!
Nazly Gonzalez: Follow me.
Me: Follows Suleyka to her room. What are we doing up here?
Nazly Gonzalez: This?
Later that day
Bebe Rexha: I'm staying at Ariyana Rexha's house. She's having a slumber party tonight. I invited seven people to her slumber party.
Me: Sits outside.
Nazly Gonzalez: Walks up to me.
Me: Ignores her. Stands on my scooter.
Nazly Gonzalez: Before you ride your scooter could we talk?
Me: Sure. Come with me. I don't want anyone seeing me talk to you.
Nazly Gonzalez: Okay.
Me: Rides my scooter. I was just kidding.
Nazly Gonzalez: I said I wanted to talk. Takes me to the back of her house. Then starts having s...!
Bebe Rexha: Ariyana Rexha there's someone I want you to meet.
Me: Help me.
Nazly Gonzalez: Stay away from my baby.
Bebe Rexha: She's not your baby. Come on, Ariyana!
Me: Stands on my scooter while Bebe holds onto me. Rides my scooter.
Later that day
Me: Are we going shopping?
Bebe Rexha: Yes.
During My slumber party
Me: Plays the Wii.
Nazly Gonzalez: Why don't we just talk?
Me: I don't feel like talking.
Bebe Rexha: Do what she says?
Me: Alright! Sits on my bed.
Nazly Gonzalez: Starts talking.
Me: Falls asleep while hearing Nazly talk.
Nazly Gonzalez: Does my hair.
Bebe Rexha: Let's stay up all night.
Me: Groans!
Nazly Gonzalez: Okay. They all stay up all night.
The Next Morning
Me: Goes to the bathroom. After I went to the bathroom I got some coffee.
Nazly Gonzalez: Bebe where's Ariyana?
Bebe Rexha: She went downstairs.
Nazly Gonzalez: Let's go.
Outside of my house
Me: Rides my scooter.