How to Deal with Perverts
Perverts..... Face it they're everywhere. Behind every door. At work -if you work-. At school. In every closet. In all the toilets. Hiding in the showers......... Okay maybe that's a bit too far. And we all loooove the attractive ones -OuO +1 for anime- and sorta have a low tolerance for the...... annoying ones -the ones that can't get a date and are hitting on EVERYONE-. And frankly you're sick of it. Right? -Cuz if not then you're kinda wasting your time reading this.-
Most -if not all- of us want to brutally murder those idiotic and annoying pervs -and if you don't.... I admire you...- but how? Well dearest child, I made this just for you! -not really.... Just tryin' to make you feel special :3-
1. Knowing and understanding that your pervert might be a robot
To put it simply they just might be robots from the future, sent back to molest the world.....
2. Don't be afraid
Okay so if you dare confront your pervert the number one rule is DON'T BE AFRAID. They can literally smell fear from a mile away. If you're afraid you're the next victim. What is there to be afraid of anyways? Well...... Many MANY things. For instance one day you could happily be taking a shower when all of a sudden the head of the pervert will pop out of the toilet and take pictures of you for his or her secret shrine. (Credit for that goes to my dear friend Adiya).
3. Avoiding
Avoid the perv as if he/she/it/whatever were the plague.
4.Ignore the perv
This is pretty self-explanatory. The only exception to this would be if the perv touched anywhere near your no no square. Then all you gotta do is punch him in the face as hard as you can....
5. Out perv the pervert
Okay this may turn out to be much worse but if you out perv him maybe he/she/it(?) will quit? Maybe.... Maybe? IDK!! OK!! I ADMIT IT I. HAVE. NO. IDEA. IF. THIS. WILL. WORK! I mean if you want to try........ Just don't practice on your friends....
6. Intimidation
Just be scary as sh!t and maybe they'll leave you alone...
7. Surround yourself with friends
Surely your friends would stick up for you........Surely.......
8. Teachers
Ok if all else fails tell the teacher. We all know teacher can be scary as f-........udge -fudge is amazing btw-... When they're angry. So why not? Hopefully if you have to complain to the teacher x many of times she may send pervy to the office. If he goes to the office too many times the perv could get suspended and if he/she continues...... you get the point.
9. Give the perv a chance
Really, would it kill you to just give him/her a chance? Maybe he/she is the one.... -wink wink-
10. LAST resort
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT- no? NO ONE?! Fine then...... Back to the methods...This method should only be used as a last resort -or, if you're lazy and just don't want to do the other steps- If the perverty -is that even a word? If not, then it is now.- actions/comments continue and there's no way to stop it there's only one answer. Just drop the dun dun dun on him/her, and by that I mean drop a nuke on his/her house..... Unless they live close to you.... Then you're outta luck. :/
