Short (and Lazy) Stories

Waffle's Daily Routine

This and the next chapter are dedicated to whaleaf because she gives me these ideas (WHICH I TOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL).

Every morning, Waffle gets up at 6:00, but sometimes 5 minutes late. Her alarm clock (created by Kev-Kev) screams out in Einvolkistan's voice, and she shuts it off as soon as possible. She may not have an alarm as dangerous as Al's, but it still gets her heart racing (why have an arrow barely missing your head when you can wake up to the sound of very loud screams?). She checks her memes on her computer, to see if Potato has added to any memes on Keep. Often times, Potato has added several memes very late in the night.

Waffle takes a shower and then brushes her teeth with her Un CD toothbrush. While brushing, she often draws meme symbols on the foggy mirror.

Waffle has several YIF t-shirts, about 20 l'art pants, and around 50 Kermit sweatshirts.

Waffle drinks a small glass of candy corn juice and eats Sugary Paroboloas, also from the same brand as Sugary Arrows and Sugary Shapes. Fortunately, her insides stay inside.

Waffle runs to the bus, then sprints back because she forgot her viola. The viola is an important object and Waffle cannot leave without it.

Waffle rides the bus and thinks about Wattpad ideas and memes.

Waffle then gets to school, and goes to homeroom. She often annoys Kev-Kev, who is reading math books.

Waffle's first class is Science. Kev-Kev is swarmed by girls, and Potato keeps track of the girl to Kev-Kev ratio.

Next is French. This is where most memes are born, usually coming from some stupid thing someone said.

Then, Waffle has history. Nothing is interesting, except for the teacher constantly being annoyed by students.

Waffle has English, where she and Potato watch the ship Kevly sail across the ocean. During independent work, Waffle will listen to "Bad Santa Claws". Potato will write down every interaction between Kevly.

For lunch, Waffle eats sandwiches cut into CD shapes, made with Kev-Kev's assistance and carving skills. Don't worry though, Kev-Kev is responsible enough to offer assistance instead of sneaking into Waffle's house to cut her sandwiches.

The other classes go by quickly, and after a short 6 hours and 15 minutes, Waffle goes home (and skips the last 5 minutes to write memes).

For dinner, Waffle drinks a cup of orange (doodoodoodoodoodoooooooo) juice and eats (and studies) fries.

Before going to bed, Waffle takes a shower and brushes her teeth.

Waffle then looks through old yearbooks to find "is that a game i see" faces, then takes several pictures and posts them on Keep.

Before going to bed, Waffle listens to relaxing meme music (usually a Téléfrançais/Ludovic/Santa Claws remix). Then, at 10:00, Waffle goes to sleep, dreaming about memes.

Alright, I know it's not as good as whaleaf's writing.

And hey, if you want better writing, GO WRITE IT YOURSE-- go look for another book.