Once upon a time in the land of Campbell soup where everyone only eats soup you were having fun eating Campbell's soup with this dude that looked kind of Asian and had a bowl cut, he was sweet.
Then he accidentally spilled chicken curry Campbell soup on you. He helped you and you felt happy...sort of. Then a bunch of extra stuff happened (like Jhope). So afterwards you felt happy and satisfied like Caitlyn. It was a bad ending because you could could probably get pregnant( by just looking at BTS). But unluckily it happened so you're fine...for now. Remember kids..have sex.
The end.