School poems

1. My boyfriend gave me an apple my boyfriend gave me a pear my boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and threw me down the stairs!

I gave him back his apple I gave him back his pear I gave him back his kiss on the lips and threw him down stairs!

We went to the movies to watch a horror film and when he wasn't looking I kissed another boy we went to the spa to buy some bubble gum and when he wasn't looking I stuck it up his bum!!!!!!

2. Apple on a stick makes me sick makes my heart beat 2 4 6 not because your dirty not because your clean not because you kissed a girl behind a magazine girls girls have a lot of fun here comes a lady with a big fat bum she can wiggle she can waggle she can even do the splits but I bet you ten bucks she can't do this. Close your eyes and count to ten and if you mess up your a big fat hen 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10