Funny Bughead Oneshots

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Jughead was at Pop's and saw Betty walk in. He walked up to her and whispered in her ear, "Let's get out of here." 

Betty followed Jughead to his trailer and the two walked in and Betty sat on the couch. Jughead sat next to her and said take off your shoes. 

Betty did as told and seductively whispered in Jughead's ear, "What are you going to do to me?" Jughead whispered in her ear in response, "Nothing." 

"Well, you know what I want," Betty said. "I want to eat your............ Doritos," She whispered in a sultry voice. So, Betty ate Doritos and went home.

A/N Hey guys this was supposed to be funny so plz don't hate my friend thought it was funny so I published it thank you for reading.