Fem. dark link x Link

A Brand New AVENTURE

Hey guys Ghost here[author] an i finnaly found my charger[im a f*cking idiot] so yea finnally back and [get on with the story] *ahem* sorry im nervous its winter break so im trying to think about my schedule and wether or not i should make this an chistmas special or no but, [shut up] i know it wont be [dont do it] a cat-tastrafy [f*cking idoit] ok ill enough about me and on with the chapter(i forgot to upload this yesterday sorry)

"Okay let's see, wind temperature is fair, we're all up and packed and what the fuck am I doing i don't even know what I'm fucking saying about the wind," Link said.

"And here*gasp*I am*gasp*phew," said a familiar fairy," I*gasp*am Na*gasp*vi."Navi said this trying to stand as tall as possible in front of Link's face.

"Oh cool," Link said with stars in his eyes.

"Wait Link you do remember me don't you?" Navi asked.

"Not a chance," Link replied back.

"Oh, well then we can recreate near every moment we spent together right?" Navi asked," Yaknow, the bedtime rumble we had."

"Not a chance," Link said as he grabbed Navi and tossed her aside," Fuckin' fairy."

"Oh Link you should know you get away from me," Navi said.

"Anyways,"said Ghost,"Shouldn't we get back to whatever this is we're doing."

"True okie, Where's Dark Link," replied Link," Shadow go find her."

"What why me," said Shadow.

"Because you guys are siblings, and I'm not going anywhere near her unless I have to," said Link.

[time skip/shadow finds dark link\somewhere in the woods]
"why are in a cave,"Shadow said.

"Because why not, Link doesn't love me anymore," Dark Link said.

"That's no reason to get all pouty," Shadow said," Come out."

"Can't."

"Why."

"I'm stuck."

"How."

"I slipped in a crack."

"Thank god you have nearly no boobs."

"I know right."

"Ok, imma go get Link, chow for now."

"Byee," "Wait did you just call my boobs small."

[time skip/Link is behind a tree about 5 meters from Dark Link\somewhere in the woods.]
"I refuse," Link said.

"Come on this is the only way she's getting out," Ghost pleaded.

"She can find some other way, I'm not helping her,? Link said.

"Oh well, I gueess it's come to this," Ghost with a grin.

[time skip/Link is trapped in the cave with Dark Link\Somewhere in the woods]
"No, no, no, oh no," Link muttered in a corner all balled up," Why her, no, I can't do that, so much easier if it were Ghost."

"Come on please, it's just one little -"

"I would never, not with some creepy perv girl!" Link shouted.

"Please," Dark Link was starting to cry," I thought you helped people on your own freewill, traveling the world, by yourself, now you have people with you, so why."

"I-I just can't okay, I don't know why, but I just can't," Link said starting to cry as well," I lost my memory, I've been told I'm a great hero, but how am I supposed to know, if I'm allowed to do this with you, how am I supposed to know that you like me, right now I'm just some guy, I'm not Link anymore, at least not until I regain my memory."

"Then just do it!" Dark Link cried out.

"I can't!" Link cried back.

"If you're not Link then do it, h-he never had the balls to!" Dark Link yelled.

"Okay then I'll do it!" Link also yelled," I'll do plus more just you wait!"

[outside the cave/literally outside the cave\somewhere in the woods]
"So Ghost what do you think they're doing in there it's been nearly 2 hours since they stopped yelling," Shadow said.

"You already know what they're doing, it's kind of taboo isn't it he's a guy, and she's literally his shadow,an'unless he realizes without his memories, he can no longer be the hero of tales he once was, but onto a more important topic," Ghost said.

"You mean how we're force made," Shadow said.

"Precisly," but now just became a bit of an awkward time, they're coming," Ghost said.

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guys ghost[author] here and i hope you love the extra long chapter with an exclusive cliffhanger because i spent basically all night on this. ill be back probs next week thursday so this is the development of my schedule yay~\o/ i did just recntly overcome a sickness so im coming full force with all these chapters.