Glamorous Damage

25: TAKE ME DOWN TO WALMART CITY

Side note: I don't know what is happening with the title... this is like the G rated version of it.

Now where to start? Hmm! Well I'm finally back in the country and somewhat back on Wattpad as you might of seen. My house is a mess and I'm a mess too! I'm hella behind on everyone's books to no surprise. I don't think this post will be a long one, I have a lot to cover here and I don't want to cram it into one chapter.

So a quick highlight:

I froze my tits off overseas then ended up buying a new pair in Victoria's Secret. I posed on ancient Mayan pyramids and hopefully I got a good photo because my Facebook Profile picture needs an update.

I got drugs injected into my bloodstream via a needle but that was not because I was lying on the ground of my hotel bathroom floor the other day feeling like I was dying for an unknown cause and had several complete mental breakdowns. I also got to visit the biggest mall in America but then there was a mass panic because of a ''gun man'' which led to me hiding into the valet car park.

I informed American's about the Great Emu War although one guy asked me the most stupid questions.

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard released a new album which I partially listened to on a beach in Jamacia because for some reason the Wifi was better there.

All this random stuff said, I had a great time! Most of these are actually funny stories although pretty shitty at the time. HOWEVER THE MOST IMPORTANT THING...

Here I am at Walmart...

Oooh, books???

HMM LETS HAVE A LOOK SEE

YES

YES!!!!

YOU'RE WELCOME