FISHSTICK

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I wake up in a panic, my bus is here! Oh no father didn't wake me.
I dress quickly, wearing my brand new hot pink lace bra under a shirt I found off the side of a road at a murder scene.
I throw toast into my mouth, and run out the door, waving my stick into the air, signaling to the bus driver to wait. I'm gonna beat the shit out of my dad for not waking me up! My buff arm escapes my corn dog body.
"not now! somebody is going to see you!" I whisper yellingly at my arm, thirsting to beat the shit out of someone.
The bus doors swing open, I hop inside the bus and throw myself onto the floor and rolls into the nearest corner, and straps myself onto the floor. There are no seats, if you're wondering.
Several minutes passed and I remember that I actually have a bread piece in my mouth, I quickly go to finish it off. I finish my bread and glance around the bus, where my eyes drift onto Kent-Chup in his sexy blue speedo that's always the same and emphasizes his sexy butt cheeks, sometimes I wonder if he ever changes, the serial numbers are always the same. He doesn't seem to notice me but that's fine, my eyes flow onto him for the rest of the trip.
We get off the bus, and pile up in the hallways, fighting our way to class.
When I get there and go to sit down in my seat, next to the Siamese twins, Dill and Bill, Kent-Chup moves his way to the back of the room, and Must-Nerd sits in the front getting ready to hand out the new laptops for school.
My buff arm breaks from my body and screams at everybody that I'm "PREGNATE"

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 17, 2017 ⏰

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