So here it is, my EXTREMLY LEMONY YAOI story xD ENJOYYYY
Once upon a time, in the east lands of Fruitbowlia, sat a small village called Navin. The village of Navin was divided into 2 regions; Left East Mountain Of Navin (or L.E.M.O.N for short), and Long Elongated Matress Of Navin (also Lemon for short). The only way to tell the difference between the 2 regions was either to see the full name or to write the acronyms in special ways. Left East Mountain Of Navin, was always done in all caps, whereas Long Elongated Matress Of Navin was spelt with a capital for the first letter and the rest in lower case. When spoken LEMON was said Lemon, and Lemon was pronounced Leeeamon, so as not to confuse travellers. In these districts lived a population comprised of entirely Lemons. The teachers were lemons, the students were lemons, the policemen were lemons, even the mayor of both regions were lemons! One thing you must understand about Lemons/LEMONS is that they aren't conventional lemons like we know in our universe. They have arms, legs, eyes, mouths, feelings, souls (but no icky sexual organs or whatever, they are for the most part genderless.) The only way to tell the genders apart is by their eye colour. All male lemons have green eyes, whereas female lemons have pink eyes. Now, onto the characters in this wonderous tale.
Philip lived in LEMON and was 16 LY old (LY being Lemon-Years, one Lemon-Year is about 1 normal year. Quite frankly I don't know why the Lemons/LEMONS had to make it a Lemon-Year, its exactly the same time as a normal year so there is actually no purpose, unless they're all just egotistical and they wanted their own special measurement of time...) which is about the age a normal lemon begins finding a 'life parter' to move in with. Philip didn't know who he wanted to be with, all the girl lemons in his class were unappealing (hehe pealing, thats so morbid xD ) the only person who ever caught his eye was a male (yes, I said male) lemon from Lemon. Now same sex relationships were cursed in Navin, so liking a member of your own gender (especially one from another town) was a huge taboo. Philip knew he had to keep his love a secret, if anyone found out about it he would be shunned from society, but he needed to talk to the lemon he saw that day, walking down the border between the regions, his soft blonde hair blowing in the wind, his long stride enchanting his visual plane. The only problem was, there was almost no way that Philip could ever talk to a member of the rich Lemon society. This made him sad, the only love he had ever known was from a completely different region, and there was a 1956447388792086715 to 1 chance of ever meeting him.
Luke lived in Lemon and was 17 LY (again, they really didn't need to do that :P ). He was technically Sir Arch Duke Luke the 3rd of the Mexican Order of Flying Tacos, but most people just called him Sir Luke, as it was much more convenient than his full name (which actually spanned over 80 A3 pages, with more than 5000 words). Luke was also near the age to find a life-partner (as the year was one ahead in Lemon) and he too didn't think any of the girl lemons were particularly attractive, he didn't find anyone attractive exept for a small blue haired boy he had seen lurking near the border the other day. The gentle morning light playing about his soft yellow face, sending glimmers of beauty into Lukes vision, he was entranced by his....face baisically. But, as the boy was on the other side of the border, and lemons from Lemon wern't allowed into LEMON, there was an extremely small chance that they would ever be able to meet. But the pressure was on, Lukes parents wanted him to leave home, to find a nice girl and settle down somewhere, grow a little tree and raise some children of his own. Luke knew that he couldn't stay in love with this mysterious boy from Lemon, but some how he couldn't get him off his mind.
~End chapter 1~
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