Jesabelle the Princess of Crime(a Joker fanfic

Prologue

  "See later Lezabel, have fun at school," my mom said as I stepped on the school bus. I looked at the bus driver and noticed it wasn't the same bus driver. A woman usually drives. He was hiding his face, but he wearing the other bus drivers usual attire, which was odd because she wears a dress.

  I sat in my usual seat behind the bus driver. When the door closed. The bus's intercom on the bus turned on. "Attention kids, I don't mean to 'alarm' you but you're life is now in the big bat's hands now. You're probally all going to die tonight, so don't be scared," the bus drivers bus voice said on the intercom, causing all of the kids to scream. 

  All of a sudden their was a gun shot. The bus driver had actually shot the roof. "Quite while the teacher is speaking," he said laughing manically.   

   The bus driver got up from his seat, while the bus was still going . He looked towards me and I noticed he was the clown guy from tv. "Would you mind grabbing the wheel for me," the Joker said smiling at me.

"Ooh, I can drive the school bus, cool mommy won't ever let me drive he car," I said excitedly. 

  "Oh, that's too bad, do you wanna hear the story on how I learned to drive," he said picking me up, apparently forgetting on what he was about to do. He sat at the wheel placing me on his lap.

  "When I was the 9, my dad who was on the run from the 'friendly' Gotham PD, told me to grab the wheel while he started to shoot at the cops, behind us. He looked at me, as he opened the door, and said I hope you learned how to swim," the Joker said. 

 I looked at him confused. "Why did he say that Mr. Joker," I said curiously. 

 "Oh, Mr. Joker was my father's name, please just call me Joker. And it was because we were driving on a bridge," the Joker said laughing, causing me to laugh with them.

 "So, who is the big bat who is supposed to save us," I asked the Joker.

"Why the batman of course," he said glaring at the passing cars. 

"I don't like him, bat's are scary," I said remembering seeing him on the tv. 

He laughed maniacally,"Hey, Harley I like this one, she scared of the bats," he said looking behind us.  I looked around and noticed that Harley quinn, who didn't notice before get up from the back seat. 

 "Smart girl, can I keep her, she kinda cute," Harley said skipping to the front seat.

  "Hmm, I don't know if the girl wants to go with us Harley," Joker said seeming to think about. 

"I'd love to go with y'all. You tell funny stories," I said excitedly.

"Oh, you like my stories huh. Well, in that case do you want to know why I'm always smiling," the Joker said smiling.

I shook my head expectantly. "Well, one the day my dad was bea- whipping me. And he put his fingers in my mouth and said why the long face, you need to put a smile on that face. So, you know what I did," the Joker said as alarms blared in the distant. 

"What," I said looking at him questionably.

"I bit his finger's off, and took a knive and carved a smile," he said laughing.

Harley rolled her eye's. "He loves telling that the story," she said skipping to the back, and opening the door. She grabbed a shotgun, and started to shoot at he cops, causing the others kids to scream. 

 "Why isn't the bat guy here yet," I said curiously.  

"Well, you see I put a bomb in a orphanage and left him a subtle message to choose," he said clicking a button in his hand, causing a loud rumble in the distant.

"Why does he have to choose. If he's a real superhero he should be able to save every one. So, I can I really come with y'all. You're funny," I said hopefully.

"Well, I tell you what. When you're older come find me. Until then why don't you get a bit more 'experience' first. I loved to kid- keep you, but the bat's wouldn't be handle  it and try to take you back."

"Why he just a big bully, I can stay with whoever I want," I said pouting. 

He laughed. "I'll tell you what. Keep that attitude and learn a bit more about my kind of life, and call me and I promise I'll come for you," he said taking a card out of his pocket. it was a paper who was shaped like a smile with a number on it.

    I nodded sadly. "You promise,"I said starting to cry.

"I never go back on a promise, just ask the bat's. What's your name girly," he said grinning. 

"Lesabel," I said sniffing. 

"Ooh I like that, hmm how about Jester Lezabel," he said thinking. 

"Ooh, Jesabel," I said giggling. He laughed, and slammed on the brakes. 

"I like that.That settles it, when you're ready, It'll be Jesabel, Joker, and Harley. I like, it fits. 

"Well, I'll see you'll later 'Jesabel' the bat's is here," the Joker said laughing. 

  "Aww, can't we take her with us, she kinda reminds me of me," she said rubbing my hair causing me to laugh.

"Don't worry we'll see her again," the joker said and jumped out of the bus.