Teacher: okay class ano ang ating pambansang hayop?
Juan:Maam! KUTO
Teacher: hindi!nag tatapos ito sa W
Juan: ahhhhh kutow
Teacher:hindi! May sungay ito
Juan: dyos kopo !!demonyong kutow!!Heheehheehhe

Joke #2
Teacher: okay class ano ang ating pambansang hayop?
Juan:Maam! KUTO
Teacher: hindi!nag tatapos ito sa W
Juan: ahhhhh kutow
Teacher:hindi! May sungay ito
Juan: dyos kopo !!demonyong kutow!!Heheehheehhe