Scenario nine. I'm in a trance. As I'm typing away in my phone with a huge grin on my face, I don't even notice someone come up from behind me. "Laura..what are you doing on your phone?" I've never shut my phone off so fast. I whip my head around to see my friend Val looking at me with wide eyes. Mines were probably wider though. "I-I-" I started.
"Did I just see that I think I saw?" A slight chuckle in her voice. "Um, that depends. What did you see? How long were you standing here?" Shit! Shit!
"I saw just enough to know that you are writing a weird fanfic about you and -"
I quickly sit up from the bench I was sitting on. "It's nothing, I swear!"
Val covers her mouth with her hand to keep from laughing. "You are so lame, oh my godddd."
Wait a sec-
I shake my head. "It's really nothing, not what you think." I try to explain, gosh this is embarrassing. Val is Ross's cousin! I'd literally die if she told him I was writing a story about us! "This is so funny Laura! What's it about?"
I sigh, knowing there's no reason to fake it. I had been caught in a lie. "Well, it's about me, and how I moved to New Jersey with my dad. It's set in the 90's. I go there because I want to become a professional roller bladder, which's ironic because I don't really like that sport, anyways I meet Ross and fall in love with him, although every single person in the town hates him and yeah , uh..,there's some murders here and there and for some reason I added zombies? I don't know I was bored."
"Wow, sounds like a mess. Do you and Ross ever get together?"
I shrugged. "I don't really know, I think I'm going to kill him off." This time Val really laughs. "Um,haha.."
"Don't tell him anything about this! He'll think I'm creepy and weird."
"I would hate to burst your bubbles but he already thinks you're creepy and weird. Remember that one night when you dressed up as him for Halloween? And you don't even celebrate halloween , not to mention the fact that it wasn't even Halloween, but happened last year around summer time?"
I sigh. "Please don't bring that up, I was in a really dark position that day-"
"You has a Ross wig." Val stated, and she was right, some of it was made from his real hair.
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And no, I'm not obsessed with Ross. I just like writing stories about me and him that'll never happen in real life. This is all I have to satisfy my thirsty girl needs.
"I don't know why that would consider me creepy, he said it was cute that I wanted to dress up as him for no apparent reason." And now that I think of it, it was clear that he lied. Damnit Laura! Val shakes her head with a slight smile across her face. "I don't get why you like him so much, he's really not all what you think. I mean, he sits at the little kids table on thanksgiving!"
