The Hat Fic. (Avi & Sam version)

Hamster's POV

It was a warm and bright day here in the pet shop, my skin warmer than usual but it wasn't the bad kind of warm it was the pleasant type of warm you'd get when you have been chilly for a while, and yes sir I am a hamster that speaks English fucking deal with it.

I then heard food steps outside of the pet store and all I heard was mumbling.

"Hey Avi can we get a hamster?" The cheeky lion boy said

"No Samuel we can not" the asshole said

"Why not?"

"Sam, you can barely look after yourself never mind a hamster!" The asshole boy said, i was about to fall asleep then I saw a sign that read these weird letters "£10"

"Huh" I thought to myself, my black eyes stared at the sign, then the cheeky lion boy walked in quickly and eyeballed me with his big blue eyes, I just stood there staring back hoping he'd fuck off.

"Awe you are too cute!" The lion boy said, like I know I am cute you were eyeballing me for a fucking reason he then pointed to me at another human and locked me into a box thing, not like the one I had before this one was a deep gray, almost black with real stripes. He had brought me onto a moving box except with ads and brought me to a home.

"Avi come quick! Look at what I bought!" The cheeky lion boy said

The asshole well... I'm actually going to start calling him Avi, he turned around and gave me a wicked like look, he had something planned but I had no idea what the fuck it was.

"I love it! I was completely wrong saying not to get one!" He then gave me this look, it was a weird look kinda saying "I'm going to kill you" but then he seemed hungry in his eyes.

"So what is it going to be called?"

"Oh can we name it Striker I've always loved the name Striker!" The cheeky lion boy said, what type of fucking name was Striker? Call me anything but that please!

"Sure Sam!" Avi said

I closed my eyes to sleep next to the blue eyed lion boy, I woke up to Avi with a smirk on his face whispering "we are going to have fun tonight!" With an evil smirk on his face, the lion boy was tied to the bed in his birthday suit and little old me heard Avi say "morning sleeping beauty" Avi was only wearing a hat, and I was trapped inside, worst of all his hair smelled like crumpets, all the fucking misery, like God take a fucking shower once in a while Pee You!

"Don't be scared, Sam we are going to have some fun with Striker!" Um excuse me don't include me in this! I then saw something rise what the hell? Then I saw Avi stroking something next to me! What the hell was he doing!? And with that I was drowned into stuff that looked like frosting I couldn't breath! I was gulping for air! I was doggy paddling then drowned. I saw the last flash of light but then my head was snapped, awful pain spread though my body I could feel my blood pouring into something but what was it?

My spirit saw the rest

I saw my blood being licked off,

You know the expression "get your head out your own ass" well I didn't know they owned my head, I was stuck inside a fucking asshole, the next morning my bones were munched on by Avi.

And now every month

They buy a hamster