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Usually, Namjoon would be up at this hour to do something productive. But today wasn't really his day.

Since everything's not even going on his way, oh how lucky he is. But it soon will stop, when he notices the light from his phone.

He smiles.

'About damn time they finally Online to catch up on eachother life.' He thoughts.



Ironmanissexy: Hyungs
Ironmanissexy: SSUP

Iprotecbutialsoattac: glad to be called hyung, Maknae

Ironmanissexy: oh no s not 4 u Minnie

Iprotecbutialsoattac: fuc u to

Definitelynottaehyung: to the moon

Iprotecbutialsoattac: u 2 Tae

Definitelynottaehyung: me is one

Iprotecbutialsoattac: and u will be ripped into pieces when I'm done

Joonduck has changed their username to Joonyawn

Joonyawn: good to hear you guys breathing

Iprotecbutialsoattac: that's creepy af hyung

Ironmanissexy: tru

Iprotecbutialsoattac: finally ha

Ironmanissexy: yea fuck u too

Iprotecbutialsoattac: THE DISRESPECT

Definitelynottaehyung: since when Jungkook have respect for ppl

Ironmanissexy: that's sad
Ironmanissexy: and true
Ironmanissexy: still love u man

Definitelynottaehyung: that's pathetic
Definitelynottaehyung: and gay

Iprotecbutialsoattac: OOOooooooOoooOoOooHhHhHhHHhh

Definitelynottaehyung: love u too man

Ironmanissexy: JOKES ON U SHRTIE

Iprotecbutialsoattac: wat. Shirtie? Never heard of it.

Joonyawn: gays kindly stfu

Definitelynottaehyung: you do it on purpose???????????

Iprotecbutialsoattac: purpose it is

Ironmanissexy: n hospital is where he will be

Joonyawn: fck off
Joonyawn: I'm your hyung

Ironmanissexy: shit then

Iprotecbutialsoattac: fuc

Definitelynottaehyung: Minnie dear
Definitelynottaehyung: when will u learn bout using the letter 'K'?

Iprotecbutialsoattac: dunno

Definitelynottaehyung: you need to learn again smh

Iprotecbutialsoattac: K

Joonyawn: I'm awake enough to tell you that he's roasting you with a single letter

Ironmanissexy: SAVAGE

Worldwidehandsome: OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wheresmysunshine: the old taehyung can't come to the phone right now
Wheresmysunshine:why?
Wheresmysunshine: oh
Wheresmysunshine: cause he's burned

Yoursunshineishere: that's rood
Yoursunshineishere: and good

Definitelynottaehyung: fuck u all

Iprotecbutialsoattac: luv u too

Worldwidehandsome: really guys
Worldwidehandsome: r8 infront of mah salad?

Joonyawn: it's already night, hyung
Joonyawn: sleep

Worldwidehandsome:sorry to disappoint you, but who are you?

Joonyawn: I believe we haven't introduce ourselves
Joonyawn: I'm Kim Namjoon, your future husband

Worldwidehandsome:

Iprotecbutialsoattac: me is happy

Ironmanissexy: no ur Jimin

Definitelynottaehyung: I told u not to hang out with Jin-hyung so often
Definitelynottaehyung: he's rubbing off on u

Ironmanissexy: rubbing what? Jin-hyung never told me to rub a bank

Joonyawn: .

Wheresmysunshine: .

Yoursunshineishere: .

Definitelynottaehyung: .

Ironmanissexy: what.

Iprotecbutialsoattac: I rlly want to strangle you rn

Ironmanissexy: but you laugh

Worldwidehandsome: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHINGJSBSHXKSJAJSBSHA

Wheresmysunshine: anyone pls stop him

Yoursunshineishere: them. Hyung. Stop them. Once and for all.
Yoursunshineishere: once u see it, u can't unsee it

Definitelynottaehyung kicked Worldwidehandsome, ironmanissexy and iprotecbutialsoattac out of LIFE.

Yoursunshineishere: I told u it would be funny.

Joonyawn: when

Yoursunshineishere: stfu

Wheresmysunshine: ok gays, time to sleep

Definitelynottaehyung: sure hyung

Joonyawn has changed their username to sleepinggay

Yoursunshineishere: someone need to add them back eventually

Wheresmysunshine: tomorrow, hun

Definitelynottaehyung: gay
Definitelynottaehyung: and cute
Definitelynottaehyung: I ship

Wheresmysunshine: sleep, kid

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