What love will god make? (R5+Ryland fanfic!)

Hey I'm Dierdre, my best friend is Katelin Dow and Olivia McGann,  I love R5, and so dose Olivia and Katelin, for katelin, I ship her and rocky so Katy, for Olivia I ship her and  Riker, So Rikia, and Olivia ships me and Ryland so Ryder, and Katelin ships me and Ellington(Ratliff) so Dieington, Dierington, or Rater. I lobe Ratliff, he is so funny, oh yeah, there my nabors.!! Some people think thats a big deal but, its not, I'm 20, Katelin's 20 but 11 days younger than me, Olivia's 20 but four months older than me, My sister is 32, my brother is 35, my dad is 63, my mom is sixty, (now my friends) Gretta is 19, Taryn is 19, Alivyia is 22, Emma & Ellen (its obvious there twins, right?) are 19, (now the lynches) Ryland is 17, Ross is 18, rocky is 19, Rydel is 20 but 1 day older then me, Ratliff is 21, Riker Is 22, Stormie is 44 (its a guess) and Mark is 49 (another guess),

then Ratliff and Ryland came running in the door,"hey Dierdre," Ratliff started "can you watch ryland whail I go to the store?" he didn't even wait for me to answer, "thank you", now he was out the door and Ryland was staring at my breast, "BYE" Ratliff yelled from the car.