Ereri Fluff/Lemons

•Officer!Levi x Shoplifter!Eren• //Fluff//

"What is your name?"
"..."
Eren hung his head low in mild shame and dissapointment.
Hed been caught. He'd never been caught. Maybe he should have listened to his instincts today..and Mikasa.
A sigh escaped the officer's lips. "Where do you live? "
"..."
"Where do you live?"
Again, no reply. The officer placed his hands on his hips and let out a long frustrated sigh.

"Either you start telling me, or I'll be forced to run your fingerprint through the database."

Eren shifted slightly in his seat, knowing it was not a mere request.
"I don't really live anywhere." He mumbled. He knew these police were known to pry, and while the man was thinking he'd give him a different address and-

"You have to live somewhere, kid."

The boy showed no signs of replying and Levi was almost at his wits end. He took a deep breath and reached a hand towards him.
"Give me your phone."
"I don't have one."
"You don't have a phone?"
He simply shook his head. Eren was hoping that the man would release him if they got no information out of him, and was determined to say as little as possible during the interrogation. But as the man placed each of his short tan fingers on the cool green scanner, Eren realised that unfortunately, hope is a terrible thing to have in an inescapable situation.

Unless of course..a miracle happens.

"Huh." Tap, tap, tap. "Oi, Jean!" Tap tap. "This thing isn't working." Eren's ears perked at the name. Surely it couldn't be.. The scanner had abruptly turned off the moment his files were about to show up, and it refused to turn back on. He gave a sigh of relief and smiled.

Levi turned to face the boy who was trying to hide his smile. "I don't know you, you don't know me and we're going to be stuck here all night unless i find out about you."
A little bit of Eren's confidence came back as he replied, "While we're waiting, i could know more about you?"
"No need."
"It's only fair, since you asked about me."
"So you want to know my name and where i live?"
"I wouldn't mind."
Levi's steel eyes flickered with amusement. "Alright then. But after this one." "What did you steal?"
"A -"
"A loaf of bread this one.!" The named Jean, came bursting out of nowhere. "A loaf of BREAD." He bent over, his mocking eyes stared into Eren's topaz green ones and he threw his head back, laughing at the boy's fuming expression. "Why? Are you hungry, little Eren?" He sneered.

"Enough. Get out."
Jean backed up, looking surprised. "But sir, the scanner -"
"Leave it there and get out."

The door slammed shut behind the defeated Jean, and Eren could see his figure retreat down the white hallway.
"You didn't have to do that. I could have handled it."
"By the look on your face, it would have ended in him being taken to the ER on a stretcher. Besides violence is a much stronger count than shoplifting. They don't let you off with that."
"You were looking out for me?"
"No, a new count is paperwork. I hate paperwork." He picked up a stash of papers on the desk and exhaled sharply as he flung them aside and sat in his chair, lifting his coffee cup to his lips.

"So..what do you not hate?" The teen asked, more confident now, his inquisitive streak clearly shining through.
"Tea, coffee and beating up bad guys." Eren burst into laughter and grabbed the armrest, his face flushed pink with the man's humor.
Levi mumbled a "You're weird, kid.", before smiling faintly and sipping his coffee.
"So..Eren, you 'took' a loaf of bread, eh? That Jean, where'd you know him from? "
"School, he's my classmate."
" Hmm, I see."
"You didn't answer."
"Hm?"
"You've found out what i "took", so.."
"Ah, my name and house address."
"Yep."
"Levi Ackerman. And.." He bent his head for a moment, scribbling onto a post-it note, his silky black hair swaying lightly over his eyes. "My address." Eren stared back in disbelief. "You really gave me."
"Don't get your hopes up, kid, I'm broke and there's nothing in there except for tea, coffee and an old fat cat." The boy laughed again and folded the address, stuffing it neatly into his breastpocket. "I'll call up sometime," he grinned," Coffee?"
"Wait..what are you.. fifteen?"
"I'm nineteen actually."
"That's barely legal."
"But it IS still legal."
"Geez kid.."
"C'mon, okay..we'll meet as 'friends'. And you dont have to pay, we'll just drink your coffee. Whatcha say?"
Levi looked around for a while, before leaning closer and whispering, "You do realise I'm almost twice your age, right?"
Eren leaned foward and replied also in a whisper, "You do realise I don't give a fuck right?"
The man sighed, and with a faux frown, he said, "I'd text you, but..you're phoneless."
The brunet tore off a post it note from Levi's desk and scribbled a series of numbers on it.
"I thought you said you didn't have a phone?"
"Mikasa and Armin's. "
"?"
"My sister and closest friend." He grinned at the man's confusedly surprised expression. "Desperate times.."
"Huh." The ravenette slipped the post it into his coat pocket. "Well this was unexpected. I come to arrest someone and here i am thirty minutes later, going on a date with them."

Eren chuckled and looked into Levi's silver orbs with his fiery green ones." You have very pretty eyes, Levi,"

"You can give me all the compliments you want, I'm still arresting you."

"Really? Oh come on.!"

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A/N

// Omigawsh 984 words, I feel like a lazy panda. We need the smutt in our lives soon, but uggh is it too early to start??//

//I actually lack Eren's sense of humor. Sorry about that lol, but Levi is based on my personality soooo//

//Okay, look. I feel that Eren wouldn't commit a "crime" unless there was absolutely no choice. I mean, hes a soft, smart guy really. #doanythingforthatfam. //

/ / I don't know why i have that picture there, it's meant to be Shoplifter Eren, not KILLER EREN BABY CHILD. But since wattpad keeps closing when i try to take it off, I guess we're both stuck with it.//