Amanda: OOOOH OH GUYS LEZ GO OUTSIDE Kirsten: *hugs table* Chloe: Imma make hotdawgs Chloe: *decorates xmas tree with potatoes* Gabby: why potatoes? Chloe: cuz we ran out of ornaments. Me: *triggered*
Amanda: oh it lookz like it will rain Imma watch le news
News forecaster: Turns out today we will have another incoming cyclone, going 3000 km/h so its best to stay indoors (pause) oh what was that? Oh its just in, that hailstones will form at the size of baseballs and will smash your car windows so I recommend to park them in your garage in the meantime, not to mention 7 tornadoes are coming around the city with flying basketballs with spikes, oh i also forgot to mention that 9 gas stations exploded right now as the place floods gasoline and petroleum now we have firefloods! Or should i say fliers :D! Another 4 typhoons are coming around the city and there has been reported 17 earthquakes too with radioactive waste falling form the sky as poisonous roaches start mutating including 3 volcano eruptions happened just now it shouldn't be too serious. It is literally raining fish at the north coast, at 85 shark attacks happened at the east. In our 5 day forecast we have a 78% chance of death. So that's it for the weather forecast back you you.
