A/N: I'm gonna kick things off with Archie and Maxie (They're my favorite Pokémon Villains). This takes place before the events of ORAS, hence why you guys are living together. Enjoy~
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"I say we go with blue"
"The living room is decorated in blue, choose a different color"
"Fine, then how about white?"
"White isn't a color, it's a shade"
"Besides, your precious Poochyena will probably mess it up with how much messes it usually makes"
"Oh please, like your Numel is the best behaved Pokémon in Hoenn"
"It may not be the best behaved but at least it's clean!"
Thus began an argument. You let out a sigh. This happened every time Archie and Maxie disagreed on something, which was often. Whether it was what to have for breakfast or what movie to watch on movie night, they argued over almost everything. You'd think that you'd be used to it by now, considering that you've known them ever since you three were little. When they got like this you'd usually let them settle it, however, when people would begin to stare then you'd step in. You put down the paint sample you were holding and walked over to them.
"Guys"
They continued to argue.
"Guys!"
You said louder. They still didn't hear you. You started to get irritated.
"Archibald and Maximilian!" (1)
They stopped arguing and turned towards you. They knew that you only called them by their first names when you were mad at them. You crossed your arms.
"Will you two just settle on a color so that we can go home?"
"Fine"
They both said at the same time. They then went in seperate directions. When they came back one was holding a can of red paint and the other was holding a can of blue.
"I'll just choose a color myself..."
(Later)
You ended up choosing a light shade of green (2). After going home, you decided that you'd put off painting until tomorrow. In the meantime you figured that you'd start dinner.
"What do you guys want to have for dinner?"
You asked the two males sitting on the couch. Maxie, who was reading a book, said:
"Something warm" (3)
Archie turned away from the t.v to look at you.
"We had something warm yesterday, how about we have something cold today?"
"That sounds like a plan"
Before you had the chance to go back in the kitchen, Maxie called you.
"We had something cold this morning, if it's not too much to ask, could we have something warm for dinner (Y/n)?"
Archie scoffed. Maxie looked at him.
"Is there something wrong, Archie?"
"You always use that 'If it's not too much trouble' thing on (Y/n), don't you think she gets tired of it?"
"Excuse me for having manners"
"Are you saying that I don't have manners?"
"They could use some work"
Another argument began.
"Dammit you two!"
They stopped arguing and looked at you.
"I am sick of your arguing! You two can never agree on anything. We can't even sit through a meal without you two arguing.
"(Y/n)-" Archie started but you cut him off.
"I don't want to speak to either of you!"
You angrily took off your apron before stomping off to your room. The two jumped when they heard the door slam. They looked eachother.
About an hour later, you heard two pairs of footsteps stop in front of your door.
"(Y/n)?"
"Go away, I said that I don't want to speak to you two!"
"(Y/n), We want to apologize"
You got up from your bed and opened the door. Maxie was the first to speak.
"(Y/n), we're sorry that we argue so much"
"We didn't know it bothered you that much" Archie added.
"If it makes you feel any better, we finally agreed on something"
"What would that be?"
"We both agree that we'd both hate it if you stopped speaking to us"
"Aw!"
You pulled them in to a group hug.
"I told you that she'd forgive us"
"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did!"
"No you didn't!"
You rolled your eyes.
'At least they finally agreed on something...'
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(1)- Those aren't their canon first names but for the sake of this One-shot, those are their first names.
(2)- Sorry if green isn't your favorite color.
(3)- Something warm as in Spaghetti, Mac and Cheese, Pizza, etc. As for cold, something like a Sandwich or Sallad.
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