An: I know I haven't been updating a lot and but I'm just taking a break for now year ten is really difficult for time management but today I have a story for ya my friend asked me to publish it for her cause she didn't have an account so it's her story I take no credit so please enjoy this story she made last year
And DO NOT COPY HER WORK SHE WORKED REALLY HARD ON IT
She will probably keep the story going so I'll let you know if it is hers
Finish this sentence
I didn't plan to be a superhero, but all of that changed when I got bit by a __________. (And then write a story that follows it.)
Unicorn, it all started when I was randomly running through the woods near my house, when I tripped over a small root from a plain old tree, I fell onto my head and went unconscious, when I woke up, I felt a massive pain in my head but also my leg, I looked over to my leg to find a cut shaped like a unicorns horn. I walked slowly home making sure to not look like an underage alcoholic kid, when I got home (which actually was meant to take 5 minutes but ended up as 20 minutes) I repeatedly kept on tripping up the stairs (yes, it is possible to fall up stairs) as I got to the bathroom I somehow ran into the door like a bull, leaving no door to open just splinters, I got a few band aids but when I placed them on the wound they turned into gummy bears. I then went into complete shock, staring at what had just appeared then screamed like a man going unconscious once again. Dreamt about my house being completely made of junk food, then woke up finding a bar of soap in my mouth oh wait, no it's a smore not soap. I got up to try and calm myself down with some music, but when I walked to my room which had my door already opened when I touch my phone to listen to Candyland, it then was a block of jelly in a blink of an eye. Pinched myself to see if I was still dreaming, then someone or something come to my door, which was not my parents but a unicorn talking in a human voice, explaining "You don't seem OK......seriously, I never saw anyone with a B-Phone from Jelly (get it, IPhone from Apple) your mum fainted when she saw me and turned into ice cream. Sorry about that, now I am here to tell you that you are now a new super hero your mission is to fight all Lolly Evilly (candy villains), enjoy".
After that, the unicorn ran into my bedroom window smashing it into honeycomb, I then went to see my mum, who must have been in the kitchen when I got back, I carefully front flipped down the stairs and it was true, she was ice cream, Turkish delight flavour to be precise. But she started to melt by the sun coming through the window so when I went to drag her to the freezer she turned back to a human flavoured human. Said a few words, "oh my god, is it winter already" turned to see my face and well she turned back to an ice cream, choco-mint this time. Then I wondered why did she faint again? Ran back to the bathroom again forgot about the broken door which happened to be chocolate splinters instead of wood because I stepped on it and had no idea that stepping on chocolate was twice worse than stepping on Lego. I sat there so stunned that I was eating the chocolate without realising, slowly remembered that I wanted to see what was so surprising about me got up to the mirror and notice that my hair was gummy snakes. Then I heard the front door open and slam shut, it was dad, I put a towel over my head when I first heard '*insert name here* get down here I told you never do a single prank again on me or your mum again, now come here NOW" I ran down to the kitchen and was about to talk when dad asked me a question "why do you have a towel over your head? It is only 1 o'clock in the afternoon, it is not time to wash your hair yet" and before I could avoid dads hand that tried to grab the towel, my eyes turned red somehow and caused my dad to run up the stairs and do a perfect backflip of the balcony, but then ran to the fridge and squished himself into it and said "I'm a penguin!",
I then started running to the front door when I face planted into the door making it turn into gummy watermelon slices grabbed a few and started to fly like a unicorn. Yes, I was pooping rainbows while flying. Who was I? Yes, I am your next door neighbour who had to move in because my original house was....just CANDY!! You can call me Candicorn, by the way. J
The first battle I have ever had with was a male villain name Leo Liquorice who shoots long ropes of liquorice out of his hands like Spiderman (I think he copied) but it was actually fun eating liquorice why throwing brownies at him and no it is not the number 2 it's the cake type of brownies. I won because he got a bit of brownie stuck in his liquorice thing. After that I went straight to the place that I tripped and turned into a hero, and I am very stupid sometimes because you know how somethings I touch turn into a type of junk food well my hand went straight to the tree but it didn't turn into lollies.....but....um....baby....unicorns, they went straight to me calling mummy, mummy. Then after a while the same unicorn that appeared at my old house told me I am now a hero came and said "thank you I forgot to tell you that you need to touch the legendary tree to create more unicorns because we are endangered in the mystic animals chart, I was about to tell you about it but you moved guessing you didn't like to live in pools of lollies. But one thing did you like your first battle with Leo Liquorice he was one of the people who touched this tree but turned evil when he ate a lolly ghost pepper" I was so shocked about both the unicorns and the villain I had just defeated when I saw a massive gummy python bigger then a double decker bus and I knew I had to run, but the great unicorn turned around to see what I was looking at and laughed "oh sorry I didn't tell you how I get here that's my transport because I am an old unicorn and can't fly but its name is Johnny say hi to Johnny" at that time I fainted (again) and I could just hear the unicorn say "Johnny, I think you killed her" I woke up in bed filled with lollies and a note saying 'I, Johnny the Transporter, would like to tell you that when you were asleep you were talking to yourself saying I like snakes over and over so I got you your wish! 😊' I looked down over my bed and found millions of snakes and they were all poisonous snakes! Oh wait nope, I got it wrong it is just mini gummy pythons, with something underneath it moving I got scared real scared that lollipops were growing out of my skin. Then the head peeped out and I got to say this creature was soooo adorable, it had a big round head, fluffy all over, long skinny arms and short skinny legs with three bushy tails and had a sticker saying 'Hi my name is fumble (pronounced as "Fum-ball-lee") and I am a specie from the sqagles and I would like to be your sidekick.....don't worry I won't bite'. It then came to my bed took a few tries to get up the bed because it was so small and said something in its language "sabeo saloile sin" I didn't understand it but the translator on its back did and said in an English voice "Can I be your friend?" I answered straight away saying yes.
A Few Years Later...
Fumble became the best sidekick, better then the humans with their pet dogs any ways. Fumble has helped me defeat the evil, the mad bad gang, and the slice of watermelon that perhaps tried to kill me by face planting into my own face to drown me in juice which failed since it was only a baby watermelon so I ate it in one bite RIP Watermalone (which I guess is its name, born from the time the watermelon vine started to 25/8 /2018). Anyways, I had always been with Fumble and why I am saying we were the best is that she had to leave me to see her family. But on the way to her parents house she, well she happened to run into a Mexican burrito festival and got squashed by a gigantic squash. So I am here to say to rest in peace and you will always be remembered for your......weird habits, such as that time you had drank tomato sauce out of the bottle and some how got 'drunk', and the time when you cried because you broke a stick thinking it was a time machine device (time machine hasn't been invented yet) the good old times. I have also come to the conclusion to retire......from selling cookies to my neighbours and become a full-time superhero, because now I need to meet the great unicorn for a private meeting so you can't know what we are talking about. Except for the fact that we will be soon starting to sell life-like watermelon slices made of ever-lasting gummy mixture, so take a bite and when you swallow you will find the watermelon grow back the missing piece which will be available to everyone at http://www.lollycraz.com.au/.....in 1000 years so please give me a moment to this top secret event.
An Eternity Later...
I'm back and better then ever, I am being tested on a mission to spy on one of Willy Wonka's recipes, the one he calls idcsksgwjwsgcekfyscdd fudge (*translate-Oompa Loompa fudge*) so I can get rid of all of those weird, dwarf people by adding a special type of poison because Wonka is the reason that there are barely any jobs available because he is giving them to disabled little men for free with no need for a resume. So back to the topic because now I am here right in front of the infamous Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory Museum, ops...sorry my GPS sent me to the wrong destination.
from Rachael Watermalone 😊
