Never fall over while there are a large group of your friend around.
They Begin as any normal person would; making sure you're not hurt. At this point you're still on the ground while they interrogate you about your head, shoulders, knees and toes, whilst laughing that you fell over
Finally Valerie declares "She's fine." and you start to get up. At this point Bethen (your best friend) shouts "Pile on!" and tackles you to the ground once more, laying on top of you: This in itself isn't so bad, a little uncomfortable, but bearable; that is, of course, until the others join in. Flinging themselves on top of the mounting pile of bodies; all laughing at your misfortune and the craziness of what they are doing.
You can't but laugh with them, even though you are at the bottom of an increasingly heavy pile and breathing is becoming difficult. You decide that, 'fun' as it is, you like breathing better and call out to them in a mock suffocating voice "I can't breath" at which point they all go floppy so that all their weight is on you and you really can't breath.
After a few seconds they roll off, so that all of them are spread out on the grass around you, laughing as you try to catch your breath, that decidedly does not want to be caught. As your breathing returns to normal, you look around at your friends "I didn't think I was going to survive that!" you say in a half serious - half joking way. Cara hits you lightly on the shoulder "Oh don't be so melodramatic!" she says and you all burst out laughing. However you make a mental note Never to be at the bottom of a 'pile on' again. Once is one time too many.
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I Never Thought That I Would Survive It!
HumorI wrote this as part of a mock exam and it is my first attempt at writing in the second person, so be nice. Thanks bye.
