Ocean Theme

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Are you a starfish because you can suck on my rock

Are you a whale because I can sea your blowhole

Are you a boat because I wanna penetrate you with my torpedo

Are you the titanic because I wanna put holes in you with my iceberg

Are you a dolphin cause I want you to dive in and out of me

You make me wetter than Neptune's sea lair on the little Mermaid

Are you a fish because I wanna reel you in

Are you an underwater earthquake because you just made a tsunami in my pants

Are you a harbour because I'd like to dock my ship in you

Are you the Atlantic ocean because I want to explore you

Are you a beach because I'd like to be on top of you for a long amount of time

Are you a shark because I want you to take a bite off me

Are you a speed boat because I want to ride you fast

Are you a bunch of shellfish cause I'd do well in your bed

Are you a coral cause I wanna get all up in your reef

Are you caviar because I want to fertilize you

Are you a can of tuna because I want to open you up and eat you

Are you a holey ship because I have something to plug you up with

Are you the ocean because I wanna put my swimmers in you

Are you a sea cave because i wanna go deep in you

Are you bait because my snapper likes you

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