Do not jump,
She said to her son, the chump.
Do not run,
She took out all the fun.
Do not scream,
They were never on the same team,
Do not yell,
Although she did it herself,
Do not stay out,
"But that's what it's all about!"
Do not smoke,
Also do not forget to wear a coat.
Do not get that tattoo,
"Stop telling me what to do!"
Do not drive and drink,
"Oh I'm stupid, you think?"
Do not die, you must stay alive,
"I'm sorry mom, you were right."