Me- What the actual f*ck?... Gus! Wake the hell up!
Gus- What?
Me- Please tell me we did not have sex.
Gus- Because that would be such a bad thing?
Me- Just answer the damn question!
Gus- No we didn't have sex.
Me- Good.
I got up and got dressed and walked to the door. I turned around.
Me- It wouldn't be bad if we had sex. That's not what I meant. I meant that if we had sex, I would want to remember it. But thanks for being an asshole.
His mouth dropped.
I took a shower and got dressed.
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I walked downstairs and evetryone was sitting on the couches.
Codi- I've never in my life met anyone that could make overalls hot.
Me- Well thank you. Good morning to you too.
Codi- Mornin farmer Cal.
Me- Are we going out tonight?
Jeremiah- I think we are gonna stay in and drink and hang out. I'm inviting Kayla Jo over.
Me- Who the hell is Kayla Jo?
Codi- Seriously honey? Where the hell have you been? She's been here the past 3 nights.
Me- I've been.....distracted.
Aimee- By what? Dick?
Me- I wish. I've only had sex once so far.
Codi- That's more than me.
Me- I was hoping my number would be like 7 by now.
Codi - Well honey, you want me to put a damn open sign on your door?
Me- Yes. A bright neon one please. Hahaha.
Jeremiah- Well in that case I'm charging admission.
Me- That would be prostitution, Jeremiah. That's illegal.
Jeremiah- It's illegal to have sex for money but is it illegal for YOU to haver sex and I get the money?
Kirk- Seriously? You're dumb.
Me- Yes. That would still be illegal, dumbass.
Codi- You just need to find one guy. *cough cough* Gus. And settle down.
Gus- I like your subtlety, Codi.
Me- Gus and I are like fire and gasoline. We just don't need to be together.
Jeremiah- Or in yalls case, GUSoline. Hahahahaaha.
Me- Seriously? What does this girl see in you because it can't be brains.
Nilsa- Kayla Jo told us she is a wiccan.
Me- What's that?
Aimee- A witch.
Kortni- Like salem witch trials.
Nilsa- Yep.
Me- Oh hell no. What if she casts a spell on you to make you fall in love?
Gus- Or to make your dick smaller?
Me- If it gets any smaller, she won't be able to find it.
Everyone laughed and Gus high fived me.
************************* Jeremiah- Callie, this is Kayla Jo.
Me- Hi.
They walked off and I whispered to Gus.
Me- Seriously? How old is she?
Gus- Right?
Me- You look cute today.
Gus- Are you drunk again? Because I can't handle that.
Me- What even happened last night?
He told me and I laughed.
Me- Sorry. Thanks for taking care of me.
Gus- Did you mean what you said? About wanting to remember it?
Me- Yeah. I still like you, Gus. A lot. But we are opposites. We would never work out in the future.
Gus- Don't worry about the future. Worry about now.
He leaned in and kissed me and I felt those sparks again.
Me- Something tells me I'll be spending another night in your bed.
