25 Ways to Annoy Katniss Everdeen

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25 Ways to Annoy Katniss Everdeen

1. Interrupt her when she goes hunting and almost shoots a dear.

2. Call her "Catnip."

3. Tell her it's reaping today, so the place is crawling with Peacekeepers, then literally climb up her shirt.

4. When she tries to remove you from her back, steal her arrows.

5. When she demands you to give her arrows back, pretend to eat them.

6. That will weirdly drive her insane.

7. Take her bow and try to shoot something.

8. When she tries to show you how to properly shoot, don't pay any attention, grab the bow and arrows, and shoot the same way.

9. When she tries to show you again, repeat step 8.

10. Repeat.

11. Now that she is starting to pull her braid out, offer to fix it.

12. When she tries to stomp on your toe, hug her legs.

13. Don't ask why you are now attached to Katniss Everdeen's legs.

14. When she tries to shake you off, bite her legs.

15. She wants to kill you now.

16. I suggest you take daily runs before doing this.

17. Imitate Katniss' tree climbing.

18. Fall off of the tree on top of Katniss.

19. Run away again.

20. Tell her you kidnapped Prim.

21. Also tell her that you robbed her house.

22. And blew it up.

23. When she starts freaking out sing "Deep in the Meadow" and mention Rue.

24. Run again.

25. Try doing all of these steps without getting shot.

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