Hungry McJacks and Kentuky Fried Rooster One Shot

One part

During the summer of 2017, McDonalds and Hungry Jacks started dating. One of their very close friends, SubWay had set them up on a date, knowing that they liked each other and shipped Hungry McJacks like crazy. But what SubWay didn't know is that KFC had hidden feeling for McDonalds and became really jealous when news go out that McDonalds was dating Hungry Jacks.

So what does KFC decide to do? Well, that's simple, they tried to break them up, as they are being a salty bitch. "Hey McDonalds, I heard that Hungry Jacks is cheating on you" KFC yelled over to McDonalds. They live in what seems to be a compound, for 'friendly competition' between four fast food stores. "I would never KFC. Stop lying" Hungry Jacks yells at KFC, starting to become protective over McDonalds, no one fucks with McDonalds when Hungry Jacks is around. "Stop lying Hungry Jacks" KFC yells back.

"Stop!" Shrieks McDonalds, "Hungry, is what KFC is saying true?" McDonalds asks sweetly. "Of course not darling. I would never cheat on you. I love you very much" Hungry Jacks comforts, glaring at KFC. "Stop blowing hole in my ship!" SubWay yells at KFC. "Leave them alone, they're perfect" SubWay says dreamily, watching the other two. The humans walking into the stores don't notice anything to do with their bouts.

After a few days in the compound, there is a building structure up and construction workers are building. "Who the hell is moving in?" KFC asks, watching the workers build. "Oh, didn't you hear, they're building a Red Rooster here too" Hungry Jacks says. "I overheard people  talk about where they would put it yesterday. They thought it would be perfect next to you" SubWay says smirking, knowing a way to stop KFC from being salty and blowing hole in their ship. "I hope they are nice. Since they are my new neighbor" KFC sighs as they go about their normal day, wanting to see how many costumers they get in one day. The restaurants have counters in them that count how many customers enter the shop.

Over the next few months KFC keeps trying to break Hungry McJacks up, but it was to no avail every time. KFC also watches the building process of his bew neighbor, Red Rooster. SubWay is devising a plan for Red Rooster and KFC to get together, since they now ship Kentucky Fried Rooster too. One a cold winter night, the 'moving' was completed and Red Rooster has started. "Hi, I'm Red Rooster, but you can call me Red" Red Rooster says dreamily to KFC, and this did not go unnoticed by SubWay. "Hi, I'm KFC" KFC replies, astounded by how amazingly perfect Red Rooster looks, and that was not unnoticed by SubWay either.

The next day, they all awake for business, "hey KFC, want me to get you and Red Rooster together. You both have a thing for each other" SubWay says. KFC thinks about it for a while, "I'm not sure. Do you think Red likes me?" KFC asks. "Of course they do. I got lovey signs from Red Rooster when they were talking to you yesterday. I know they do. Trust me, now, do you want to date Red Rooster or not?" SubWay asks and KFC nods, "please" KFC said, almost sounding desperate. SubWay just winks at KFC before turning their attention to Red Rooster.

"Hey Red Rooster, would you like to go on a date with KFC? They really like you" SubWay asks and Red Rooster sarts blushing. "Um, yeah sure. Okay" Red Rooster said, sounding pretty much ecstatic. KFC smiles at how cute they find Red Rooster. "Great. Now bond you two" SubWay says and leaves them alone.

All day they talk about anything they can think of. "I really like you Red" KFC tells Red Rooster. "I really like you too KFC" Red Rooster smiles. "I ship Kentucky Fried Rooster!" SubWay shouts throughout the compound and all four of them laugh at SubWay. "Thank you SubWay. And Hungry Jacks and McDonalds, I'm sorry about trying to break you up. I was just really salty about you two dating and I liked McDonalds. But I like Red Rooster more. And you two are perfect for each other" KFC admits. Hungry Jacks just chuckles, "I knew it! That's why you kept blowing holes in my ship!" SubWay laughs loudly.

"Stop saying that. I knew I was doing that, you told me for almost six months" KFC says. They all laugh. "The only thing that should be salty in you now is your chips" SubWay jokes and KFC looks joke offended. "Hey!" He shouts. Red Rooster just giggles at KFC. "It's true. But that one of the many reasons as to why I like you" Red Rooster tells KFC. "I know, but I can't control my workers" KFC sighs. "Don't worry about it" Red Rooster says.

And during their lifetimes, they loved each other dearly. But SubWay was always destined to be alone. And they were, but they didn't care. SubWay was having a good life on their own.

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