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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY USED TAMPONNNNNN HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU *author gets shot in the head*
Okay I'll proceed...
When it's HIS birthday
"WAKE UP ASSHOLE!!!!" You scream on his ear. ^this is me "The heck? It's like 5 in the morning!" He complains with his eyes shut. "Remember what date it is???" You ask, sitting on top of him. "Of course, it's the day where I shall take your V-card." ^I'm utterly sorry innocent cinnamon roll readers "Huh!? No, not that!!!" You blush as you slap the period head. "Or the day where you scream my name to the neighbors?" "No!!! Geez, you're so perverted..." You raise an eyebrow at the chuckling male. "But I'm your pervert~" He smirks as you roll your eyes. "Stupid, it's your birthday and Christmas you bloody idiot!!!" "K, so where's my present?" "There's none!" "Eh?" "There's none! Because all you need is MEEEEE!!!!!" You scream and dance around the room. "I'm going back to sleep." He turns his back, completely unamused. "NOoOOoooo!!! NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!" You jump back at him. "What? Senpai noticed." He turns again. "So what do you want?" "You~" He whispers. "I gave you that offer one minute ago and you declined." You pout. "Fine, I accept the offer..." He rolls his eyes. "Yayyy!!! Senpai accept!!" Use your imagination for the rest...
This is short - I'll add it later I'm sorry I'm writing on the train because my flight is almost here... SAYONARA HEAVEN!!!! (Japan) *still internally crying because author didn't buy any anime figure*
