Villains, traitors, Wedgies and porgs (CartoonXover short story)

Wedgies part 1

He was just hanging out with a few of his villain pals. Until a hero cup bursted into his apartment. Pierto Maximoff aka Quicksilver, the villinouse equal to his sergeant sister Karai, was in the middle of playing cards with Harley quinn, Zim, Duncan, dr. Colosso and Tom. In a flash he zoomed his friends out the apartment before the heroes could spot them. In that time he put on some normal clothes. He now wore a blue shirt, blue jeans and white sneekiers.

The inturders where Thunderman and Phobe thunderman, aka his crush.

"May I help you heroes ?" Pierto asks in his thick Scovia accent.

"Don't act so innocent Pierto, we know you invited Dr. Colosso here" Phobe said.

"Colosso ? Who is this Colosso fellow you speak of ?" Quicksilver asks so innocently.

"Oh so we're doing this are we ? You forced my hand, you are under arrest !" Thunderman boomed.

"What ? For what ?!" Quicksilver demands.

"Hands on the wall and I'll tell you them !" Thunderman snares.

"Yeah right you'll have to catch me first" Quicksilver smirks.

Before he could run away however, Phobe throws a collar damping around his arm forcing his powers to stop working.

"What ?! How ?!' Pierto exclaimes.

"That collar damps your powers" Phobe smirks.

"Now hands on the wall !" Thunder man snares.

Quicksilver complies and puts his hands against the wall while thunder man goes behind him.

"Your under arrest for stealing, grand theft auto and dating my daughter !" Thunderman grabs the back of Pitro's tightly whites and yanks them.

"Ahhhhh, hey no !!!!!!!!"

Phobe whines as her crush gets the worst wedgie by her dad.

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Karai couldn't believe she was doing this. Right now She and her best friend Shinigami where heading to the thunderman house hold, the place where Leo told her to meet him at so they could make a trade. In a bag pack held Dr. Colosso. She was going to trade him for Quicksilver who was arrested by thunderman. They told Colosso they where going to the beach.

"Were so dead if the league of villains find out" Karai mutters.

"Relaxe Sempi, they'll appreciate that we getting the most valuable member back" Shinigami said.

"I still can't believe he got arrested in such an humiliating way" Karai said.

Shinigami giggles as the two girls aproch the thunderman house hold. Karai knocks on the door. The door opens to revale Leo.

"You actually came !" Leo said sounding happy.

"I'll only came for my brother where is he ?" Karai asks.

"I'll go get him" Leo said as he goes gets Quicksilver.

Leo returned with Quicksilver, Who was handcuffed and his underwear was still hanging lose from his pants. Shinigami starts laughing at him causing the speedster to blush.

"Okay let's get this over with" Karai said as she takes out Colosso from the bag.

"I'm ready for the beach !" Colosso cheers. The evil bunny wore a grass skirt, a lay and coconut bra. Shinigami and Quicksilver started laughing thire butts off.

"Hey this isn't the beach !" Colosso whines. Leo unhandcuffs Quicksilver who runs up next to Karai.

"No isn't" Karai smirks as she shoves the evil bunny into Leo's hands.