Cheptwr once

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by koitheweeb

by koitheweeb

Briiiiiing briiiiiing, your alarm clock said, waking you up. You rolled over, groaned, and shut it off in a half-asleep state.
Half an hour later, you're head rose in a frenzey. You checked the time: 4:30 am.
"Oh gosh golly!!" You shouted. You were half and half an hour late for work! You leapt out from under the sheets and dashed to your closet, grabbing your go-to outfit: a pair of bright green crocks, socks with hamburgers on them, a purple dress with yellow stars, old ripped boot-cut jeans, and a hot pink jacket on top. Some people said you dressed like you were blind, but you knew the truth. You knew that you dressed like Beyoncé, and the sidewalk you ran down in a frenzy was your runway. Except you don't slam into tall, handsome, Danish people on runways.
"Oof!" He cried, stumbling backwards. "Oh shit, i,m sorrey miss Are u okey??!" He bent down to pick up his glasses.
"I'm fine, thanks. Are you okey tho?" You replied, gathering up the fallen paperwork (why the FUCK didn't you put it in a bag or something. Stupid head.)
"Yeah I'm good, just a bit bamboozled". He replied, coolly (is that a word idk) "Here's your driver's license," he looked up, but you have vanished. He looked behind him, to see you waddling off with most of your fallen, ripped paperwork.
"God fuckinf dammit" he thought to him self, pocketing your drivers license. He'll give it to you if he saw you tomorrow.
That day at work, you weren't just late as hell, you were also bamboozled, thinking about the attractive Danish man that you bumpe into. How did you even know he was Danish? I don't know
The next day, you gathered everything op (WITH THE PAPER IN A BAG) and began getting ready for work, specifically making sure you were at that exact location that you saw the man, the boy.
And you did see him again, he looked at you.
"Hey miss, you dropped this yesterday?" He handed you your your drivers license.
Oh, thank you!!", you replied. "Also, wanna go on a date with me tomorrow after work?"
Flustered, he agreed. That day, at 5:30 pm, you had a hot date. For the first time in 10 years.