I woke up and I had a really sore vagina and a massive headache. I rolled over and the time was 11:30. But I wasn't in my room. I got up and walked to the door and looked both ways. As I closed the door, I noticed I was naked. " how much did I drink last night?" I asked myself. I looked around and my clothes were at the end of the bed with a note. 'Hey girl! So who's condom is in the bin, and was he good? You're naked so I guess the Smirnoff and tequila was a good choice? Anyway.... We are going to the cafe down stairs and then the pool. Go there and see you soon, oh and there is a bikini in the bathroom. -Buggy and Larry :) xx
I first went to the shower to freshen up and got the bikini on. Of corse they gave me one with meow on the butt. I grabbed a towel and put my black shirt on since it covered me to my thighs. As is was walking, I saw the girls in the cafe and walked over. "Hey bitches, thanks for the note" I said and hit them both over the head with the towel. "Awwww did you love it?" Bug asked fluttering her eyes. "No! And I need to talk to you to as well" I said raising an eye brow and stealing a piece of Niall's toast. "Bitch!" He yelled taking the toast out of my hands and eating it himself. I reached over and grabbed Louis' bowl of coco puffs and started eating them while he looked at me.
"What the fuck cat!? What are you doing?" Louis asked. "What's it look like?" I asked looking at him while shoving another big spoon full of coco puffs in my mouth. "Eating my fucking breakfast!" He yelled taking back the bowl and spoon from my mouth. "Come on, I'll buy ya breakfast" Harry said standing up. "See that's what I like to see. A kind gentlemen buy-" "yeah yeah just go get breakfast you fat bitch" bug said flipping me off.
As we were walking to breakfast, Harry said something that made me stop in my tracks. "How was last night?" "What?" I asked. "Last night. Was it good. It was for me" he said winking. "Toasted banana bread and a coffee" he said paying the lady. "Ummmm.. Wait... That was you?" I asked looking up at him. "Hmmm ... 'Curly'" he said in a girls voice. "Omg.... No. No. No. No. No this can't be happening.. I just fucked an international superstar! I just did something millions of girls would dream to do!" I whisper yelled as we were waiting for my breakfast. "Calm down. You came on to me miss I drink before a bloody concert" he said grabbing it.
"Wait.... Bug and Larry can't know" I said stopping Harry. "Oh no shit Sherlock! Neither can the boys. They would just call Simon and I'd be on tour bus probation" he said and kept walking. I sat down and was eating my banana bread when Niall put his hand out and tried to grab a piece. I put my head to his hand and bit him. "Cat let go!" Bug said. I let go and growled and ate my food. "Yeah you shouldn't get between cat and her banana bread, chocolate, whipped cream, ham, watermelon and peanut butter vegemite and cheese sandwiches" Larry listed while I finished my breakfast.
"That my Irish friend is true" I said wiping my mouth with my shirt. "Oh you grub!" Bug and Larry yelled pushing me back and I fell on the floor. "I'm just going to stay here" I said waving my feet in the air. "Well shall we go the the pool?" Liam asked standing up. "Sure" Louis said. And everyone left. "Oi!!!! Wanna help me up!?!" I asked with my hands in the air. "Maybe" bug and Larry said. They both grabbed a hand and pulled me up. We all walked to the pool as Harry and I trailed back. "Oh Harry... Please keep going.... Oh right there" Harry whispered mimicking me. "Shut up, lucky you remember" I said punching his arm. "Hey you wish you remembered" he said putting his hand on my lower back and directing me to the pool. "Oh do i?" I asked. "Yeah want me to remind you tonight while your sober?" He asked. "What do you think?" I asked pulling my shirt off to reveal my butterfly tattoo and jumping in the pool.
