Chapter One~ Long Distance Calls
(Song: Jet Lag by Simple Plan)
Ben Entry One
So...Jeff and I have agreed to each record everyday we miss of each others time in this notebook..
Yeah. That's our desicion, I guess. Did I spell desicion wrong? Oh well.
Anyway, this is really important. The other day, Slendy told me that I had to get a proxy. Truth is, I was WAY more advanced than Jeff; so I didn't have to go to college.
I kinda wish I was dumb...
Yeah, I admit, Jeff is pretty dumb. I love him and all, but sometimes, he can't tell his right from left.
But yeah. I got a new proxy. Her name is Veronica Virus. She, my friend, is the definition of whore.
She's slept with everyone I know.
Like one day, I was talking to her:
"Hello, new proxy of mine. What's up?"
"Uh, the sky, I guess.." She rolled her demonic eyes. I squinted mine.
"Um, excuse me?"
"You're excused, squirt." Veronica waved her hand as if to dismiss me.
"No. You, Miss. I'll Fuck Anything That Moves, will respect me. I am your tutor and I can kick your ass! I'm not in the mood today, my boyfriend is in another fucking state, and every time he texts, he says 'Good Morning' when it's midnight! So you will wipe that stupid look off of your stupid face, and respect me." I was heated. My eye was twitching, and I had my hands in fists.
She put her hands up on defense."Whoa there, homoboy, don't get your panties in a wad. I'm sorry. Sheesh!"
See what I have to deal with?! What the hell, Slenderman?!!?!!
Ugh...
I miss Jeff. I wonder how he's doing. It's only been a month since he's left. I still have a year and eleven damn months left. Yippee.
Jeff Entry One
Um. Hello. I'm Jeff. Jeff The Killer. Y'know...the guy with the smile? Yeah, anyway! Ben and I agreed to write shit in this notebook, so we won't miss out on anything. Uh...Yeah. Ive never been much of a writer so don't expect stuff that's too great. I may not have the right grammar sometimes too! Ha.
God, I miss Ben...
Every time I call him to say "Good morning", He's just getting ready for bed. I wanna go back home. Seriouslly. Did I spell that wrong?
Anywhores, I met my soon-to-be proxy. She's pretty cool. I guess. Here's our FIRST, ANNUAL, conversation:
"Hi. I'm Jeff. I guess I'm your new proxy tutor." I shook her hand, like a gentleman.
"Heya! I'm Scar Eyes. You can call me Scar. Or just S.E. It's up to you!"
I'm not gonna describe what she looks like. You'll find out soon enough. Maybe.
Yeah. Scar is calling me. I guess this is the end of my entry. Bye...?
