Chapter Two~ Proxies Are A Pain In The Ass
Song~....Any suggestions? :3
Ben
Hello, journieal. I meant to spell that wrong, by the way. I'm not turning into Jeff, just yet.
I do miss him like hell though..
I talked to him last night. Here's our conversation:
Me: Jeff! How are you? I miss you so much.
Jeff: I'm pretty good, Ben. Pretty good. Except for the fact that you aren't here...*sighs*
Ben: Don't worry, babe...Just a year and ten months left...
Jeff: But Ben, that's way too long for me. I really miss you...*someones yells in the backround* Ugh...Ben, I gotta go. Scar is calling me.
Ben: Uh..Okay. I love you.
Jeff: Love you more.
*Jeff hangs up*
So yeah. That was wonderful wasn't it? He told me about his new soon-to-be proxy the other day. It confuses me though, because Jeff was getting a proxy just the same as I was, but still had to go to college. He must be pretty damn dumb. No offense, Jeffy! I love you.
Anywhore, I had to train a little with the V. Yeah, that's what she has everyone calling her. The V. Ugh. Seriously?
Well, back to what I was saying, I was training her. I was showing her how to use her Proxy Abilities. When I tried to show her what to do, she said:
"Masky's waiting for me, can we speed this up, squirt?"
I glared at her and shook my head, squeezing the bridge of my nose.
"Get the hell out of here!" I barked. She smiled and left.
She's so...URKY! I just wanna grab her by her hair and shove her into a fucking wood chipper!
I'm going to Slender tomorrow and if he doesn't give me a different proxy, I'm just not gonna be a proxy tutor.
God, now I'm pissed. I have to go hack some computers and kill peeps.
Deuces, I guess.
Jeff
Life is really boring here at college. You'd think that there would be parties and alcohol. No. Just a whole bunch of nerdy Creepypastas.
Even Scar Eyes is a nerd! She's obsessed with this stupid show about people with weird eyes, eating people's souls and shit.
"It's called Soul Eater," She said one day as I walked behind her and looked at her computer screen.
"Why the hell do they call it that? And is that a girl?" I questioned as I pointed at the person in a long, dress like thing. They sounded like a little girl too. They even had pink hair!
"That's Crona. And people don't know if he's a girl or a boy. But I think he's a boy."
That 'boy' was crying like a little bitch, just because the girl(I think she was a girl. She didn't have very big of boobs...) asked him to be her friend.
"What's he crying like a little bitch for?" Scar slapped my stomach as I said this.
"He's never had a friend before! He's never really interacted with anyone besides his mother and Ragnarok!" She barked. Oh, so she feels bad for this little broad?
"Momma's boy." I mumbled, laughing to myself. Scar glared at me.
"Jeff, this anime has lots of meaning and is very interesting. With your short attention span, you probably wouldn't even finish the first episode!" She had a smug grin on her stupid face.
"Is that a challenge?"
"I guess so!"
"Fine! I'll start watching Soul Food tomorrow!"
"Soul Eater..."
So yes. Tomorrow, I'm gonna watch the first episode. I'll finish the whole damn series!
