guido and cel were star crossed lovers who were trying their hardest to be together on christmas eve and christmas day. they were both trying so hard to be together on christmas that they didn't even bother to get eachother gifts, their company alone would be enough, or at least that's what cel thought.
"cel, i got a flight to the airport near your house." guide said into the phone.
cel on the other end felt their heart race, they were finally gonna meat, it would be a dream come true.
cel drove to the airport to greet guido and when he finally got off the plane and to the gate, cel felt their heart stop. the niggy was 7 feet tall and total twink material. perfect. he was wearing gucci slides and an adidas sweatshirt on
in his arms he held 3 big boxes wrapped in gift wrap. cel realized that these were presents, and that they didn't get anything for him.
"g-gudo, so we finally meet after all these years"
"si mi novia bonita, i love you a lot. but my english no good. is this okay?"
it was not okay, cel did NOT want someone who no spoke the no good engrish. but it was something that they'd have to work on. cel just rolled their eyes and said "ugh, i guess"
guide didn't know what that meant. bc he no speaks the engrish.
"merry heisntas!" guido tries to keep up comversation on the way to cels house. cel was upset. this wasn't what they expected.
"yeah."
"oh ok" guido responds.
the rest of the drive is quiet.
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for dinner they are MAD PUSSY bro and then cel openebthe boxed. inside were collars, hentai mangas, and every sex toy in guidos collection.
guido tied cel up on the porch in the freezing cold and shoved a candy cane with the diameter of pi up their ass, since pi is infinate, it immediately split cels cells and was basically the equivalent of an atomic bomb and japan.
rip cels meat man 2k17
