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gc ; the dream team

wyatt : i am sexually attracted to mario

sophia : ....

chosen : um what

jack :

wyatt : i'm jk y'all

caleb : r u tho

finn : GUYS GUYS GUYS IM FREAKIJG THE FUCK OUT

jaeden : someone collect their mans

jack : what happened ??¿¿

finn : I WAS GOING THROUGH SOME OLD STUFF IN THE BASEMENT

jaeden : ok, first of all why would you go in your basement in the first place

you go down the steps, and next thing you know fuckin bozo is flying at you and some lil shit in a yellow raincoat is headass shouting some creepy shit

wyatt : KSKSKSSJ

sophia : speaking from experience bill ?

finn : SHUT UP EVERYONE

OK SO I'M GOING THROUGH A BOX OF MY BROTHER'S OLD TOYS

AND GUESS WHAT'S IN THERE

jack : my social skills

caleb : my good grades

finn : A FUCKING FURBY

AND I PULL IT OUT, AND IT HEADASS SAYS "I LOVE YOU"

AND IT STARTS CRAWLING AROUND ON MY HANDS

wyatt : oh my god that's terrifying

finn : IT'S BEEN WASTING AWAY FOR YEARS IN THAT BOX ,,,, AND THAT'S THE FIRST THING IT SAYS ????

I BOLTED UP THE STAIRS LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG YOU HAVE NO IDEA

noah : gotta go fast

jaeden : gotta throw away the whole basement now

caleb : are you kidding me you gotta throw away the whole house now

sophia : i HATE FURBIES GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME

sadie : uH im dropping in on this chat to say i'm praying 4 u finn

finn : brb amputating my hands

caleb : good luck w that

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furbies aren't that scary to me, but i needed a topic for this chapter okay

oh yeah -- before, i was trying to include every single person in every chapter, because i didn't want anyone to be left out. but now, realistically speaking, not everyone is active in a gc 24/7. so everyone will get like a big role, just not in the same chapter :))