P.S. ZiLucard: The Bet

The Bet

July 14, 2017
Dear Diary,

     Let this day remind me of how stupid and impulsive I can be (and a reminder not to attend Alice’s Friday night drinking parties anymore). I will not write any details about what happened earlier because just reading the first sentence brings back everything about how I agreed to this damn bet. Writing further will just bring me further despair (and headache).
     I already packed everything for this six month wager and as much as I will miss the comforts of my own bed, I wouldn’t dare back down from this bet.
     I’m already worried if I can survive this six months without killing a certain dragon warrior.
     Lord help me.

Alucard

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To: Alice <<blood_princess_Alice@dawnmail.com>>
From: Zilong <<LegendaryWarrior97@dawnmail.com>>
Subject: <empty>

     I know that this is more like a dare than a wager but I tell you this… I will win.

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July 17, 2017
Dear Diary,

     First day of sharing an apartment with Zilong Dragonborn.
     I know that this is a TERRIBLE idea but I have to complete the bet. One thing I realized is that my new roommate is a total slob (I mean, who spends their first day in the apartment leaving their bags and filthy equipment right smack in the middle of the room just to watch a football match? Someone with no manners, that is. And don’t get me started with the smelly warrior boots at the doorstep!)
     I will try to be civilized to him if he does in return. With the time I spend with the ever increasing missions, organizing our demon hunt schedules, and meeting my hair needs, I don’t think I don’t have any time left to deal with one obnoxious warrior.
     I already finished putting my belongings to their rightful places in my room and made few arrangements to our shared living room. I also installed additional locks and anti-demon wards to keep away annoying people and to keep my privacy intact. I am still grumbling about our shared bathroom (what kind of PRIMITIVE apartment is this?!?) I know that I have to deal with all of these but if some bastard ever touches any of my hair products I swear to the Lord of Light there will be one less Hero in this Land!

Alucard

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To: Bruno <<iamafootballgod@dawnmail.com>>
From: Zilong <<LegendaryWarrior97@dawnmail.com>>
Subject: Fucking Weirdo Roommate

     I think I’m going crazy. Living with Alucard is so fucking awkward. I tried to be friendly, you know. But whenever I try to talk to him, all I get are grunts and that freaking look I can’t really describe. Eudora is right, that man is one antisocial weirdo. You remember that surprised look from Alice when he showed up at her party? Super hilarious. And to think that she even came up with this bet when she got drunk. Lol.
     But living with this weirdo is starting to annoy me. Sometimes I think I never should have agreed to this bet. But whenever I remember what is at stake, I know I’m right and I know I’ll win. Six months of free rent? Fricking awesome. And putting that smug look away from that pretty face? Priceless.
     I'm currently thinking of ways on how to kick him out of here. I heard he is a total neat freak and I already have plans in my head. Send me your best suggestions bro, if you have any. Let’s make this apartment our party central soon.

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July 25, 2017
Dear Diary,

     My headache is getting worse and worse. With Zilong, throwing his armor and equipment wherever he likes, I don’t think I can maintain the cleanliness of our apartment anymore (at least my room stays immaculately clean). Sometimes, I’m thinking of throwing all of his discarded armor and equipment outside or sell it to Nana but I stop myself every time because I am a civilized person capable of holding my patience.
     But if he leaves his dirty underwear (he wears boxers – I only noticed that accidentally, not that I’m observing or something) on top of my hair products again like what he did this morning, I swear I will cut his balls.