Don't take this work as the words of a lunatic. It's all real so keep reading.
Look, we all want time travel to be real right? The possibilities if it were real would be endless, not to mention fun and entertaining. You could go see Mount Vesuvious erupt or talk to Albert Einstein in the flesh. Well, what I'm about to tell you will change your life. It is. Unfortunately, there is a catch.
Behind all the fun, there's serious laws about this. All in all, I think there's about 325, not including the Old Laws. Then there's the thing about time paradoxes. If you go back in time and kill your grandfather, will you cease to exist? The fact is, we don't know because that's a rule. Some of the laws are: DO NOT contact anyone you know, DO NOT kill anyone, DO NOT get into situations where the machine can be taken and most of all, DO NOT contact yourself. But I don't care much for the last rule. That's right kid, you're talking to yourself. I'll probably be put on trail and then executed but I don't care. Because right now, I'm saving you from a fate worse than death.
You should probably read the first word of each paragraph now.
