This is gonna be in 1st person because I said so
I sat at the table staring blankly at the passing cars. When would something meaningful happen. I continued to stare not noticing an average looking kinda old dude enter the shop.
"Excuse me weird 16 year old wearing a one direction shirt. I am Henry styles and this," he paused to unbutton his shirt and point at some dot,"is my third nipple."
I stared ghastly at him.
"But I have depression and anxiety" I muttered lowly because I'm scared of people xD rawr.
"That's okay so does every other 16 year old. My third nipple feeds off it"
"oh em geeee are you actually Harry styles ex member from one direction a hit boy band from the UK?" I asked
"I have no idea what you just said but I have a third nipple."
That night I went home smiling. For once my heart didn't cry black eyeliner.
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Smokie Mirrors
Fanfiction∆a Harry styles third nipple romance ∆ she was a bad girl, rad girl it was a nipple
