I was watching real emo vs fake emo cuz I needed to know how to be a real one when the door rang.
Hm who could that be?
I dramatically opened the door moaning when I saw Harry styles
"Hi....I brought my third nipple"
I cried...his nipple was so... beautiful and deep and.mysetrious
"Come in please and bring ur nipple"
Harry brought his nipple
I stared at his nipple
"Can I suck your nipple?"
"No not yet. You must wine and dine it first"
I cried
Then I ran to the bathroom
And I took out a rope
And I contemplated making a Gucci belt with it(haha whores thought she was gonna commit suicide aye?? I don't do that sHIT)
BARRY BANGED AT THE DOOR
"BINCH I DUNNO UR NAME but DONT DO THIS ITS NOT WORTH IT!!! THINK ABOUT UR FAMILY AND MY THIRD NIPPKE"
oh
I opened the door
"My name is Kailee"
"Okay"
"Okay?"
"That's copyrighted you dumb whore"
"Oh can I take ur nipple on a date"
"no my nipple loves someone else"
I gasped and sobbed choking back tears (and other things ;)))
★time skip★
I sat in my room weeping all the water in my body causing me to pass out
My mom walked in and called the ambulance shook
Instead of the ambulance James whatever his name is showed up
"Hi SISTERS" HE screamed
"IS THIS THE BITCH WHO LOVES HARRYS THIRD NIPPLE"
"Yes" my mom responded
"WELL I AM HARRYS THIRD NIPPLES BOYFRIEND AND I AM ANGERY"
I awoke to yelling and saw James something who's a beauty guru on YouTube
"Go blend your makeup and get the right foundation color bitch" I yelled
"Oh you're gonna regret that sister!!!" James blinded me with his flashback
I yelped
Suddenly I conjured up all my emotions and screamed
I screamed so loud James whoever had blood coming out of his ears
I threw tampons at him
Eventuayhe left my house crying
That was when I saw that Harry's third nipple was here and it jad seen everythung
I cried in embarrassedment
YOU ARE READING
Smokie Mirrors
Fanfiction∆a Harry styles third nipple romance ∆ she was a bad girl, rad girl it was a nipple
